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(re: #jackholtz. if you get it you get it.) i am so sorry for the ask but i do not get it. PLEASE help me see the vision bc im so fascinated by this tag kljdskldsfdfjkldskl (genuinely!!!)

for those who don’t know that was attached to this image

which portrays george costanza uncomfortable to receive a massage from a male masseuse bc he thinks it will turn him gay. the masseuse looks completely at ease with his job.

i believe the jackholtz dynamic relies on a similar contrast of absolute unease and insecurity with the most relaxed nonchalant person ever. also one person imagining an interaction as deeply meaningful and sexual and the other does not care at all

#thank you for coming to my lecture #answered #derogatoryunemployed

rewatched pillion. remember fellas: if i can figure out what happened to ray i can figure out what happened to me

#i don’t know what we went through but i know it’s the same!

orpheuslament

still thinking about pillion #SORRY but god i love that we get NOTHING about ray. obviously this is because colin himself has absolutely no idea of who he is outside their arrangement but even then the film is just as cagey about him as ray himself is. we get glimpses of something but it is not nearly enough to form a solid opinion of him. EXCEPT!!! on their day off, when he decides to drop the persona & you can tell it is excruciating for him at first & hes floundering BAD but then!!! but then he starts to loosen up & hes. goofy & playful & funny & perhaps a little ridiculous but its incredibly endearing to see because until that moment hes been nothing but an emotionally unavailable asshole & the movie takes the time to show thats not All he is. it might not matter in the grand scheme of things but its important for the movie to let us know that ray is still Just Some Guy. & then when they share perhaps the first real moment of actual intimacy outside of the roles theyve casted on themselves & suddenly ray looks haunted its just. oh something happened here. something happened here that made you act the way you do & you have never bothered looking at it directly & now its come to bite you in the ass. & you can tell even before colin does that hes gonna bolt, that he has been disarmed & hes terrified & his solution to it is gonna be to run away. which he does. & we do not know him any more than we did when the movie started except we kinda do, dont we?

#if i can figure out what happened to ray i can figure out what happened to me #but also do not agree that we think he’s an asshole before that #literally all he does is shower colin with love if you’re looking to see it

troybarnesbucky

did you know that the holocaust was and still is not a lesson for jews to learn from. this is not a question because i don’t need an answer, it’s a fact.

the holocaust was an event of systematic mass oppression and murder with a primary aim of eradicating jewish people, roma/sinti, and others deemed “racially inferior.” that’s it. it’s not a lesson. it’s not something jews need to “understand” or “learn from” it’s literally something we barely survived. can this line of thought die please thanks.

air conditioning broke it’s been over 80 degrees in my apartment for 3 days i’m going insane

#it’s so bad

i’m not even actually that awkward i’m actually incredibly charming and smart and eloquent and cultured my problem is if someone im talking to isn’t up to my standards i get so so so bored and genuinely have no idea what to say

#i need to stop getting so frustrated by stupid people #but i’m BORED #see the trait missing from that list is polite #what am i supposed to say to my sister’s in law the pilates instructor with her red light mask who never reads

samreich

just throwing this out there

thunderon

thinking about how harrow called gideon “the greatest cavalier the ninth has ever produced” and like…. that just sounds like a topic of debate for harrow and ortus to bicker over. like i can just imagine harrow writing a 200 page overly personal counterargument to the noniad. gideon vs nonius is their messi vs ronaldo

gideon-nav-simp

Tags by @wifegideonnav

theinevitableblastwave

#zjzjzjdh the tags#the audacious hypocrisy#she WOULD#ortus has to turn around and do breathing exercises before he says something he can't walk back#like that Harrow's childhood infatuation is not an objective measure of Nav's skill as a cavalier#or that such admiration is not universally amorous in nature; your experiences are not universal my lady#or worse#*morose Ortus voice* perhaps young Gideon's undeniable skill could one day have brushed the shadow of Nonius' greatness#.....had she ever been given opportunity to hone it#*mic drop*#but he's not that mean (via maysaura)

ladyshinga

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

ladyshinga

no. i want them to find me organically on this one

shtuffchildcareworkerssay

@elodieunderglass I hope you don’t mind me sharing your tags on this bc I fully endorse and have been known to do this very thing.

#bluey subreddit beefs my beloved

doloneia

late bronze age dashboard simulator

🔁 lukka-this-boat

🚣 lukka-this-boat

running low on bronze, which city should i sack 🤔?

ugarit

Remaining time: 3 hours 44 minutes

👤 ugarits-finest-merchant-deactivated11770102

man, fuck you guys

#y'all hear anything? #...must've been the wind

🔁 wenamun-of-waset

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

cities these days just don’t respect the will of Amun like they used to… back in the days of Pharaoh people used to ACTUALLY pay the gods some respect!!

🌲 byblosiophile

for the last time, we are not giving you free lumber

☀️ wenamun-of-waset

but i hauveb no money 🥺

#i only wish to carry out the will of amun :( #its not my fault i was robbed in a tjeker town :(