My Life In A Nutshell

Living life to the fullest. : (DUH. WAY. LIN) :) UNT 17

[dezzj]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dezzj]

Lol I’m just going to be alone forever. It’s okay.

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Mood.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is BRILLIANT acting

[dezzj]

I always give people the benefit of the doubt, but not this time. Y’all are trash as fuck

[dezzj]

I’m so drunk, I can’t even explain what I feel right now.

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[dezzj]

I'm convinced that I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life. 🙄

[dezzj]

If I would've known beforehand, I wouldn't have done it.

[ghost-in-the-ujb]

[micdotcom]

[straightboyfriend]

[madderhatter]

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[nthmetal]

#PresidentialDebate2016

[refinery29]

Home run by Hillary. Donald Trump NEEDS to release his tax returns, in his case especially.

Gifs: NBC News

[thedailyshow]

Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Oh ffs

[crystalclit-deactivated20180628]

IS THIS REAL?! Does this man live in a hole? what in the heavenly fuck?

[4tschan]

m

[autohaste]

OMG THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE

[leplastiquedick]

someone send him back to the hole he belongs in

[mylittlesanity]

honestly……?????????¿