High Up.

Way high in the clouds.

[theveshin23]

It mebbe years ay watchin’ david tennant & peter capaldi but Ah understaun everythin’ Merida said😂

[killjoygem]

That’s hard to understand??

[sleepyschmee]

please translate for us

[kjg-reblogs]

“I gave my mum a cake and she turned into a big bear and my dad tried to kill her and if that’s not a huge mess I don’t know what is”

What she actually said is:

“I gae ma mammy a cake, she turned into a big bear and ma old yin tried to do ‘er in, if that’s not a pure mess I don’t know what is”

Edit: I reblogged to the wrong blog but it doesn’t matter

[pepoluan]

Thank you for the translation! 😁

“She’s from the… other studio…”

OMGLOL 😂😂😂😂😂 Anna plz 😂😂😂😂😂

[mooglemain]

i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun

[mooglemain]

IN THEORY!

[filmgifs]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[mjalti]

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

[sageklaire]

shut up lol

[mjalti]

buy my silence

[prettiestcaptain]

don’t @ me, I don’t take constructive criticism

[ferrisbueller]

[meezumaki]

[harrypottersocials]

Writers: *kills all minorities*

Writers: *keeps all white and straight characters alive even when their storyline is dead*

Writers: it’s just the way the story took us

Me:

[sizvideos]

Video

[thedreadpiratejames]

I love this. There’s another one where they go to a wine tasting and give people a glass from a $20 bottle and they hate it, then a glass from a $200 bottle and they love it. But then they reveal that both glasses are actually from the same $20 bottle.

[fattyatomicmutant]

Wealth and it’s trappings is a false construct meant to elevate those that

Have.

[unbfacts]

Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

[drst]

*fistbump*

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

Confirmed.  He’s also dumped millions into cancer research.  I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.

[fluffy-overlord]

Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.

[utf2005]

[airspaniel]

When I was working on the UWS, one of my delivery guys accidentally backed his scooter into a parked car in front of the restaurant. I went out to help, since the driver didn’t speak much English, and it turned out the car belonged to Keanu Reeves. He helped us pick the scooter up, and when I asked if we could exchange insurance information (because the front of the car was pretty banged up), he kept telling us not to worry about it and put his hand on the driver’s shoulder and said “I just want to make sure you’re okay, man. Are you okay?” And he was so sincere about it and so kind that I decided in that moment I would always defend Keanu Reeves at all costs. He is an excellent man.

[jehovahhthickness]

I need to be more like Keanu Reeves because I’m evil compared to him.

[putmeincoach]

“Next few centuries”

Keanu dropping hints that he is an immortal.

[sunquark]

i love keanu reeves

[holdtightposts]

My wife and I were dining at Nobu’s in Honolulu and sitting across from us was Keanu or at least I thought it was. We kept talking about whether it was him or not and finally, I decided to throw some old school Bill & Ted at him.

I stood up and threw my arms up into the motion of an air guitar, my wife is begging me to sit back down, and I pointed at the guy who may be Keanu Reeves, and said, “Most Excellent.”

He stood up and did it back at me. Then we both had a moment and pointed at each other. I sent him another of whatever it was he was drinking. It was a cucumber sake martini. That was the end of it.

Or so I thought.

He left before we finished our meal. By the time we were done, dessert came that we didn’t order. We thought, “oh, must be compliments of the chef.” Then the bill never came. When we asked for it, our waitress said Keanu Reeves took care of it.

IT WAS REALLY HIM. And he left a note. It said, “thanks for the refresh. Keanu.”

When I finally saw him again years later, because of work. I brought it up. Then he air guitar and said, “most excellent. I remember. At Nobu’s. Thanks for the drink.” We chatted a bit and I got an autograph for my mum because she’s a huge Keanu fan. Then that was that.

What a moment.

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

An angel

[elusianknight]

And he does a lot of anti human trafficking work iirc. Seems like a really awesome guy.

[missshirley]

Back when I first moved to NYC, I got a job as a theater usher. We were all young, 18-20 or so, and it was heavily impressed upon us that we needed to treat the theatergoers with TOTAL respect at ALL times or risk our jobs. As such, we were all totally underprepared for the drunk guy who tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar during intermission. We were trying to politely get the bottle back, but he was growing loud and belligerent. Since the second act was now starting, this was a countdown to all of us being in trouble. 

Then Keanu walks up. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of us, but effortlessly deescalated the situation and quite probably saved some jobs that night. 

Just a wandering do-gooder, this man.

[walkingoutintherain]

#everything i’ve ever heard anecdotally about keanu reeves #further convinces me that he is the chillest immortal #like he’s probably just spent centuries donating blood instead of drinking it (via @revolutionarygirlshati)

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[waspalisades]

thesis: the “song playing from another room” phenomenon appeals threefold to the millenial experience of nostalgia, isolation, and the sensation of eavesdropping on the lives of others via social media and hyper-consumption of culture actively building upon itself at a rapid pace

[beggars-opera]

theory: it conjures a very particular type of nostalgia for a feeling that happens when you’re in the middle of a high-energy event like a concert or dance and then step out of it for a second. Personally I feel that those quiet moments when I’m still riding the high of the party but get a chance to breathe for a second are when I feel most at peace with myself. My brain slows down just enough to really understand how much of a good time I’m having.

[tim-lucy]

amy dance™tiago

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[mercuryjones]

[found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt]

i hope this woman lives forever

[nekogajirojiromiru]

I love this women

[alianovnataliasoldblog-deactiva]

[froankie-deactivated20130715]

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

[all-fades-away]

Hello Queen of Genovia

[theroguefeminist]

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism

[gif87a-com]

[platinumsupa]

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

they’re having a conversation

[hayley566]

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

[nicknamelastname]

“Babe why you playi-“

“STOP DONT EVEN”

“Tsk it always be like this witchu”

“Whatever don’t talk me”

“Babe come on now”

“I’m serious don’t”

“Tsk man...”