DG's Blog :)

20 year old male (he/him) who's only other social media experiences are YouTube community posts and a nonogram app

[yorgen-sh]

[tieflingkisser]

[a-thousand-suns-one-more-light]

If you’re still on windows 10 it’s there as well. Tho it’s under Devices>typing>typing insights.

[whisper-and-tangle]

the playing with blocks meta is crazy

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AND ive got a plane. #touys i am the princess of this playground

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nnine

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sent to timeout for nine eleven

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[rokkazu]

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

[rokkazu]

do you see the issue now

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[unteriors]

Rallywood Farm Lane, The Plains, Virginia.

[warmer-gaze]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[segamascott]

[depsidase]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[flower-cute-posts]

[technikki]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

[technikki]

i tried to but all the ones i asked told me they already had names

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[desolationlesbian]

her shows

[chucktaylorupset]

her H2blorbOs

[okiitos]

Anyone got that picture of yoda as a cowboy that just says "howdy partner, fuck you"? Really jonesing for it right about now.

[kineticpenguin]

[okiitos]

Thank you and I love you forever