The crash and the crumble

Dharma Faith Caulder 18 Proud daughter of a warrior Mommy to Gray Alexi Caulder-Khan Wifey to a camo-clad superhero Surfer and chef in training [closed indie Dharma Caulder from History Channel's SIX]

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Four days short of his first month on earth, but have this amazing picture of my husband to be and our precious boy. We kept him under wraps for a while, to enjoy the first few weeks on our own, but now that our families know, I am ready to share. Welcome to the world, Gray Alexi Caulder-Khan! Born October 30th, 2018, at 11:20 AM. He weighed a perfect seven pounds and four ounces and was a beautiful twenty inches long. He’s growing like a little weed, and we are so utterly smitten with him. It’s been an exhausting few weeks, but so worth it. #GrayAlexi #NamedForHisMommysHero #LookAtMyBeautifulBoys #TheBadassAndHisBoy #GrayAndArmin

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daddyslittlerebel: It's very weird having a son close in age to my sister... but I also kind of love it. Family night with @surferdick, @afishbaitkhan and @jbeargraves + babies Gray and Josie! Always my favorites.

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- You need to ease off the twinkies. - You’re a twinkie

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daddyslittlerebel: You know you've reached peak laziness when you and your dad can both cook really well and STILL decide to binge on pizza rolls instead.

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daddyslittlerebel: When all it takes is two seconds to ruin eighteen years of progress. #thecrashandthecrumble

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daddylittlerebel: A wise man once told me that fear of changes is what causes hesitation that can be fatal... starting to think that he wasn't just talking about in combat.

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text: Husband 💍

Dharma: No. Not even a little. I just... I need you.

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- You need to ease off the twinkies. - You’re a twinkie

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daddyslittlerebel: When you catch on that your dad is annoying his spouse and all you can think is that @jgraves knew what he was walking into... #weareknownforcausingshit

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text: Daddy

Daddy: That was all you, my brilliant girl.

Dharma: Revisit the chemistry test.

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text: Hubby to Be

Dharma: The crash and the crumble. It's something Alex and I say...

Dharma: You're amazing and I love you.

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text: Daddy

Dharma: With nearly perfect grades thanks to my dad.

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[text] I've never turned down a good party.

[text] And here we see where |I| got that from. 

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[text] You didn't need to grow on me. I loved you from the moment I heard your heart beat. [text] Thank you, baby...

[text] Sap.

[text] We’re so having a party when you get home.

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[text] It grew on me.

[text] Just like I did. 

[text] I’m really happy for you, Dad...

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[text] I will be there. Cross my heart. In plenty of time to scream and yell and disrupt the whole ceremony and get thrown out and then chain myself to the doors in your honor.

[text] I knew you’d eventually understand the brilliance of my performance art.