Guar

adult - london uk

[cilantrhoes]

[gumi-megpoidd]

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[deceasedcardinal]

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

but this is kinda good cause honestly I don’t need to know all of that

[vortexanomaly]

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[disgustinggf]

[e-the-village-cryptid]

ok i know this is a joke but genuinely walk around and give them to your neighbors. even if you don't know them. "hey i made too many cookies to eat by myself, will you please take some?" top tier icebreaker 10/10. step 1 of community building is being able to have a chat with the people in your community

[handmedownpocketpussy]

Someone tagged this as make smaller batches but thats not the point sometimes

I moved to a place with no other Jews and I didnt know anyone so I kept making 2 challot every friday and handing one hot from the oven fresh challah to a random neighbour every week. I made friends quickly and if im ever home late my neighbours walk my dog for me

On jewish holidays i bring in the greek treats i grew up with for my officemates, and they dont have a single clue what each holiday is but they love it and give me gifts for their holidays too

The world is nice and cozy when you have community, and human community resides in the stomach

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

some awful drawings i made recently LOL