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21 | she/her | number one muppet joker stan

[dhbkiscbkyxcb]

i have booped. the muppet joker

[dhbkiscbkyxcb]

or did the muppet joker boop me,,,

[dhbkiscbkyxcb]

euphoria would be fixed with twenty episode seasons. then maybe there would be time to give my girl jules something to do other than paint and be a bit of a cunt.

[the-muppet-joker]

Just because my wife has left me and taken our child does not mean I cannot have a wonderful Thanksgiving! Me and Kermit will be dressing up as pilgrims. I have already made myself a Pilgrim Hat for the occasion! What a joy!

[warabou]

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

[queercomposer]

@dhbkiscbkyxcb

[invixtus]

i was empty then and i'm empty now but it's not the same at all. btw. if you even care

[dhbkiscbkyxcb]

when someone manages to both put you on a pedestal and assume the worst of you <<<

[kosmogrl]

this is the best insult I’ve ever seen

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[sonohtigris]

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[sandmandaddy69]

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[annabelle--cane]

they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.

[the-muppet-joker]

Striking an intimidating pose and wearing my Terrifying Mask to remind my enemies that this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like!

[illucescere]

portrait commission for @dhbkiscbkyxcb !

[the-muppet-joker]