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zach // 22 // hi :3 // pfp

[medievaljournalist]

did U seriously just try to pommel strike me

[8syntheticanimal8]

[feraltuft]

“El-Ahrairah, your people cannot rule, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you…”

[coyoteralyn]

Long life and eternal loneliness

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[savethelifeofmychild]

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[tree-whispering]

03.15.26

[lionfloss]

Andrea Erl

[rosieandthemoon]

by Laura Kennedy

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[omegasmileyface]

ask not for whom poob has it

[omegasmileyface]

poob has it for thee

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.