That's Not a Coma

Oh no you don't. I've still got a five minute break left. Unless your organs are falling out, go take an Advil and sit on the bench 'till I'm clocked back in. Oh, and you can call me Dr. Al.

[frenchtiktok-deactivated2017020]

It is for protection, Al. A Spy whose name is well know is not a good Spy. You get caught easily and people you love and care for get involved. It is just best to keep it title simple.

Well. You are a Medic. So I do not believe you would have a need to keep your identity a secret.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

You could always use a fake name.  But what do I know.

And no, not particularly; I do my job, and that’s the extent of my involvement.  Not that I have many ties that could get caught up in it, which suits me just fine.  

But enough of that serious chat.  You’ve got a name now so I’m fine with it.    

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

shongaloo started following you.

What’s shakin bacon.

[frenchtiktok-deactivated2017020]

Well. I cannot just say my name to you. It is just not the Spy way.

Do not call me #4, s'il vous plaît. How about Tic Tac? Everyone seems to enjoy calling me that.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Yeahhh yeah I know it’s not.  Doesn’t mean I have to like it.  I rather like the usual custom of introducing yourself by name.  But I guess you’ve got a pledge or something of the sort keeping you from doing that, so don’t mind me.

Actually that’s perfect, Tic Tac it is.  

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Bonjour, Al. I am Spy. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Riiight right alias shit, I keep forgetting spies usually do that.

Welp, since you’re the fourth one I’ve met, I’ll call you #4 now.  Nice to meet you too #4.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

frenchtiktok started following you

Welcome to the hell hole. Name’s Al, who are you.

[rpmememaker]

Put 'Confess!' plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it's true or not!

[mischiefandnightmares]

rpmememaker.

Here’s some examples to start you off-

Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?

Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?

Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?

Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?

Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]

Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…

[jackembers]

Give my character a "character shaming" label

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

[rustedservitude]

Specify muse

[ju-ke]

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Oops guess who disappeared.

[beatifection]

+1

[beatifection]

Who knows. :)

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Yeah something like that.  Some engineer probably knows, I could ask them about it if I had the motivation to. As it is I’ll just leave it as one of those big grand mysteries of life. 

Anyway, pleased to meet you.

[beatifection]

+1

[beatifection]

No I’m not! :)

The multiverse is full of all sorts of variations, between timelines and their splits. I appear to be human, for the most part.

Or perhaps you humans appear to be Dersite.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Oh well that’s alright.  I’ve only got a vague fuzzy understanding of the whole timeline thing-- I’m a medical doctor, not a physicist or whatever.  But that makes sense.  There’s probably something to explain why we look similar.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Hey. This is me, inviting you to my wriggling day the 8th of Novem8er. We’ll 8e doing a8solutely God damn nothing, other than get w8sted on whatever shit Gamzee got in-hive, watching shitty television and watching me open the presents you’ll 8ring me. ::::) The 8th of Novem8er. Don't forget. [ coordin8tes.txt ]

I’ve got no idea what half of those words mean but I understand getting wasted so I’ll be there.  See ya.

[beatifection]

+1

[beatifection]

No, I am Dersite. :)

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

What’s a Dersite.  Actually hold on lemme look it up--

....Uh. 

You’re a bug.

[8a8e-deactivated20160126]

Damn str8 it is.

Other times, it’s just 8ecause people are jealous of you, and 8ecause they can’t insult your features (8ecause there 8n’t nothing to come after, there) they decide to go after your personality instead. It’s really pretty gr8 seeing people so misera8le they have to take it out on other people. ::::P

Right 8ack at you. 

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Well can’t really relate to all that much cause I’ve got plenty to get insulted but alright, sure, whatever floats your boat.  Not sure if the last part was sarasm about seeing people miserable cause I wouldn’t go as far as to say that.  Mostly it’s me just tired of shit.

[saxophonesandcuesticks]

That’s what books are for.

Diamonds Droog. Nice to meet you.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Oooooh wow we’re really going there with the sense of entertainment superiority?  Ouch you almost hit my poor little feelings there.  

All joking aside I read too.  Both are good.  But soaps take less mental effort after a day of work yknow?

[8a8e-deactivated20160126]

Ha, you think I don’t???????? ::::) 

8eing a 8itch is a damn gift. Mostly 8ecause people have hard time distinguishing 8etween ‘does this chick not want to take my shit’ or ‘is this chick just a total 8itch’, and most of the time, they find it hard to see the line in8etween, so they just decide that you’re a 8itch 8ecause they can’t possi8ly 8e the pro8lem themselves. ::::)

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

Oh that’s smart.

I don’t really have the patience for all that sort of scheming but that’s smart, I gotta congratulate you on that.

Nice to meet you.

[8a8e-deactivated20160126]

Name’s Vriska, though I’m more commonly referred to as ‘a 8itch’, honestly.

[diagnosedjerkface-blog]

HAH. You too?

Well okay no I’m mostly called ‘hardass’ and ‘stone cold asshole’  but bitch gets thrown around a little too.  

You’ve gotta wear that title with pride, Vriska, that way no one even bothers messing with you.