she ate me up for breakfast

Don't touch me. [ ic blog for vprp ]

[miare]

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Of course you’re going to get cold in a miniskirt in the snow. Some of you would not last a night in my hometown.

In any case, it’s a good time for furs and coats. As a professional nerd, I don’t spend much time outdoors, but I will make an exception for the snow. It makes the air smell clean.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

All that matters when it comes to booze is the alcohol percentage and the bottle design.

[officerotoole]

#I don’t wear much jewelry anymore because she finds it and puts it under the couch

she sounds like a sweetheart! aha i feel you on the jewlery thing though, if i bring anything shiny home alfred hides it :0 my police badge goes missing a lot its his favorite

[diamondimpulse-blog]

She is very talented. Because I work with small machinery, I often find small parts going missing just when I need them in the lab. More than once has she stolen a finger straight off my arm while I’m doing regular maintenance, and then it’s gone for days.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

I don’t have a family. I have a ferret.

[officerotoole]

ah i have a ferret too! hes rly good company! what kind of ferret do you have? 

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Mine is a black-eyed white ferret. She’s the head of my household, little Belochka. If I die suddenly, I will leave my entire fortune to her to do with as she pleases.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

I don’t have a family. I have a ferret.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Calling yourself a ‘villain’ doesn’t tell us anything about your motives. That is a sorry excuse for a response. As a certified apathetic lowlife, I’m offended by the unwillingness to engage in a real conversation about behavior. Being this awful takes effort. Own that shit. Pandering for attention after a murder isn’t dastardly, it’s just distasteful. 

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Don’t get me wrong, I love a good felony, but this is just tacky.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

One of the greatest struggles of my life is that I want to eat cake but I don’t want to get out of bed.

[thehungriesthippo]

Amaretto-spiked Chocolate Mousse Recipe

[diamondimpulse-blog]

How about we all take some deep breaths, relax our tense muscles, and scream forever into a bottle of vodka.

[solemnsongbird-blog]

isn’t breaking the laws of science considered magic….

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Magic or not, foam is not an element and I’m not entirely comfortable with God apparently lounging around in the same city as me.

[itscommando-blog]

#by this logic you can turn concrete to fire because the concrete once contained water

I…TURN CONCRETE INTO WATER…THEN I CAN TURN THAT INTO FIRE…??? ITS JUST AN EXTRA STEP.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

I’m sorry, is concrete suddenly an element? This is ridiculous. I can’t believe this is an argument I am having with a real person who exists.

[jinhx-deactivated20170323]

[diamondimpulse-blog]

Listen. Chemicals are changeable. Unless this foam is mixed with water immediately before use, and if it is I will politely fuck off, any water used in the making of that foam is more than likely no longer chemically considered water. If your ‘power’ is to switch around elements, it isn’t applicable here. Please go to bed. Or, set some more buildings on fire, because I like that.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

This is not how chemistry works.

[itscommando-blog]

MAYBE NOT BUT THIS IS HOW MY /POWERS/ WORK.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

I can’t hear you. I’m going through a tunnel. I’ll call you back.

[itscommando-blog]

I HOPE YOU KNOW IF THERE IS ANY MOISTURE IN THAT FOAM, ANY H20 AT ALL, I CAN AND WILL BE ABLE TO SET IT ON FIRE JUST AS EASILY.

[diamondimpulse-blog]

This is not how chemistry works.