[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

mike oiseauxwski

[littleshploinka]

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

[the-everything-remover]

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[duckwithdeviousintent]

Objection English should be mocked

[unyieldingsilence]

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[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[remcadll]

TGIF

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[asterair]

countdown trio!!

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[mortuary9]

[would-you-punt-them]

wait is it really true that "the noughties" isn't just a common expression in most of the world???

like, people must at least know it, right? it's just that i don't want to put it in a post and have everyone stare at me blankly like they did when i said "fortnight"

Do you ever use the term "noughties"?

Yeah, I'll use it sometimes / interchangeably

Nope, I'd personally never think to say it, but I'm familiar with the word

I've literally never seen that word before in my life

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

[would-you-punt-them]

you as a child in the noughties

[would-you-punt-them]

see. this is why they stopped naming decades after 2009. because all of you thought you were hot shit and such whimsy was beneath you.

and now look where we are. the fucking "tWeNtY-TwEnTiEs"

[lustcannibalism]

do we have to Endure it tomorrow too?

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tall]

[oneswordstyle]