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bryce tankthrust @ elmer whenever he steps outta line </3

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i'm going to kill my best friend <3 <3 <3

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WHO THE HELL KEEPS REPEATEDLY SENDING ELMER PHALLIC ITEMS GIFT-WRAPPED IN ASK AFTER ASK AFTER ASK?

PLEASE..................................

.....it's absolutely hilarious definitely don't stop doing it

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I just burst out into hysterical laughter and sprayed coffee all over my laptop cause I was writing a very sad, very emotional scene and then...Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" started to play and I just--- god dammit, I CAN'T WRITE ANGST UNDER THESE CONDITIONS !!!

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I wonder if Elmer would have any random fears pop up after he gets a heart? Something he never really cared about before suddenly starts to make him very uncomfortable and he's like 'wtf' but then he later realises it's a phobia

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when you re-watch character content to double check some facts for rp but then you completely forget to actually check those facts and just end up engrossed in the content again ldkfglggfgfd

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one of these things is not like the other

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GLAD TO SEE THAT *ONE* OF MY FB FRIENDS SUPPORTS ME IN MY BULLSHIT KGDFDKLGFKLG

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why the fuck is elmer’s outfit on a lingerie site

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{Why is it so fucking funny to me that Elmer basically works in the US equivalent of like...Poundland. I JUST CAN’T PICTURE WALKING INTO MY LOCAL POUNDLAND AND SEEING ELMER STANDING BEHIND THE COUNTER.}

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What Colour Are You?

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Elmer VC: *laughs in overworked and underpaid*

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so this happened to me when i worked at a supermarket

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........what