I'm too big to be respected.

"You can still be insane about a particular brand of perfume, and weep when you get a run in your favourite pair of stockings!" Evy. 1930s. coffee. wine. bill powell & carole lombard are the light of my life Modern stuff

[bookishpedia]

Death: I have come to claim you.

Aaron: Hold on, let me ask Juliette.

Death: It is not a choic-

Aaron: She said no.

[starlightbooklove]

Aaron motherfucking Warner

Aaron ''lift your hips for me love'' Warner

Aaron "I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with" Warner.

Aaron "always felt in love with her, every time'' Warner.

Aaron "ignite My love. Ignite" Warner.

Aaron "My heart is yours please don't ever give it back to me" Warner

Aaron "to the world she is formidable. To me? She is the world" Warner.

Aaron "they were My birthday prrsents" Warner.

That men? Yeah, i'm so so normal about him

[bookishpedia]

*Kenji and Juliette sneaking inside the house at 4am*

Nazeera: *sitting on the sofa* Where were you?

Kenji: We were helping Aaron.

Aaron: *turns on the light* Try again.

[shayennelovesbooks]

Violet making a plan

Tairn disagreeing with the plan

Dain disagreeing with the plan

Tairn agreeing with the plan bc who does Dain thinks he is disagreeing with Violet

[lavendarbooks]

Literally all of Violet and Xadens conversations:

Violet: Fuck you.

Xaden: Later. Now pay attention.

[stormwvr]

Xaden: Fuck AND marry Violet. I'll kill everyone else

Bodhi, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works

[cornfield-chase]

“Can you carry a luminary?”

“That question insults me.”

“Can you carry a luminary while insulted?”

for fuck’s sake im cracking up on the floor🤣

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[basicwhiteglitch]

Xaden yelling "WELL THE FUCK AWARE" at Violet is honestly so funny to me. Like that is PEAK exasperated husband energy.

[stumbleonhometomycats]

decided that my favorite book trope is when the female love interest is in mortal peril and the male main character goes absolutely fucking feral to protect her

[thebatcreature]

Dear diary, today I wished I was a rat.

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[thebatcreature]

New Jersey's finest diagnostician

[ctommy]

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Discussion Questions

This post is in lowercase and is missing an apostrophe. Would it be as funny if it used proper capitalization and punctuation? Why or why not?

In order for this post's joke to land, it makes an allusion to a popular video game. What video game does it reference?

Using your answer from Question 2 and the relationship between the nametag and boyfriend, what is the boyfriend implied to be?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

@experimentaldata

Tags that made me choke on my energy drink

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[michaelgovehateblog]

It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

[primarybufferpanel]

We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please

[forgetmcnotts]

# iconic

THE WHITE LOTUS | Arrivederci (2.07)

[sabrinaacarpenters]

EWAN MITCHELL as AEMOND TARGARYEN in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) 1.10 “The Black Queen”