Severus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Sirius: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Severus:
Remus:
Peter:
James: Padfoot...

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Severus: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Sirius: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Severus:
Remus:
Peter:
James: Padfoot...
Evangeline: *looking in the mirror* wow, this dress looks great!
Lala: i bet it would look even better on Jacks’s floor.
Jacks: are you hitting on evangeline…for me?
Suriel: stay with the high lord, you will be safe.
Feyre: stay with tamlin, got it
Suriel:
Suriel: girl be so fucking fr
Aelin and Dorian sitting on a roof
Aelin: you know what’s beautiful?
Dorian: the moon?
Aelin: yeah, and you know what’s even more beautiful?
*aelin and dorian in unison, sighing*
Aelin: me
Dorian: Fenrys
Aelin:
Dorian:
Aelin: what?
Dorian: what
Aaron: *pretends to stretch arms*
Aaron: *puts arm around juliette*
*Kenji watches Aaron do this*
Kenji: *pretends to stretch arms*
Kenji: *elbows Nazeera in the face*
Cardan: *kisses jude*
Jude: What was that?
Cardan: Affection.
Jude: Disgusting.
Jude:
Jude: Do it again.
Violet: If karma won’t fuck you, I will.
Xaden: Is this a pickup line or a threat?
Violet: Both.
Kenji: *gets down on one knee*
Nazeera: Oh god it’s finally happening
Kenji: *falls over*
Nazeera: The poison is kicking in!
Aelin, texting Rowan: *sends a voice message*
Rowan, types back: I’m busy right now, is it urgent?
Aelin: No, just listen later
*later, rowan listens to the voice message*
Aelin: hELP I JUST BURNED A WHOLE FOREST-
Eos in a nutshell
Manon: Fuck you.
Dorian: go ahead ;)
Manon: Wait, no, that’s not what I-
Manon:
Manon: what the hell sure
Aelin: What color are Fenrys’s eyes?
Dorian: They are the shadows in warm mahogany pools, midnight forests in the ancient earth, and amber during the twilight hours.
Aelin: …what?
Dorian: I said dark brown.
Jacks: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake. It clouds judgment and prioritizes emotional bonds over self-preservation, and represents an inefficient or even counterproductive mechanism in the harsh, survival-driven context of natural selection.
LaLa: …You’re literally making a birthday card for Evangeline right now.
Jacks *pointing the hot-glue gun at her*: You’re on thin ice, LaLa.
Evangeline: You really need a hobby
Jacks: I have a hobby.
Evangeline: Homicide doesn’t count
“i just felt an emotion and i am NOT okay with it”
-Manon, probably
“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
Warner: What are you doing, Kishimoto?
Kenji: Currently? Helping J find her bag of m&ms that i ate thirty minutes ago
When he’s Jacks, The Prince Of Hearts <3
“Do you want to kiss me, Little Fox?”
“I like you right now. I like you a lot. In fact, I can’t think of anything I like more.”
“I do not want you dead, and I’ll kill anyone who tries.”
“Don’t fret, I won’t tell your husband that you’re obsessed with me.”
“Little Fox, Had to leave. Things to do. Try not to die while I’m gone.- J”
“I was killing innocent maidens and kicking puppies.”
“It’s all right. I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this.”
“If it’s easier, you can pretend too. You can pretend that I’m still Jacks of The Hollow and that you want to be mine.”
“There is nothing of equal value to me.”