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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

mmleepmlorp

forcemascpropaganda

Spend the day wondering if I will post this one or not. Fuck it I guess.

It’s a self portrait

dogpuppy

Good Morning

spiralatria

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

talons-and-stucco

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

cryptotheism

Southern Country Lawyer voice: Aura Fahming!? Boy you are barely aura gardening! Son your aura is a-withering on the vine!

jones-friend

sacred-portal

vamptits

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

clearlightwired

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.