OH, YOU'RE HERE! HII!

welcomeeee

[diariesbydasha]

I swear I accidentally shifted to another version of this reality on my very first attempt at shifting a week ago because why is Cristiano Ronaldo a familyman with a wife and kids and r4pe allegations when, the last time I remember, he's a fucking gay man and has his own boyfriend I'm not even kidding. But anyways hi everyone from this realityyy, the ronaldo I know would never

This is lowkey so cool and so trippy but I'm kinda disappointed because why out of all realities would I shift to the one where my diva is this disgusting man.. But if the allegations AREN'T true, okay cool so why is he straight

I just want to be in my waiting room I WANNA GO TO PANDORA MANNN Fuck this sht

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UPDATE: HE'S A TRUMP SUPPORTER????? NO THE HELL RONALDO IS NOT

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It's so fucking humiliating and humbling and degrading when you have an S/O that's from this reality and you have to script out things that make you jealous.

"He's a virgin"

"He doesn't have a big obsessive crush on Jessica Alba or anyone of the sorts"

"He's not married and has never been married"

"He hates all his exes and is disgusted by how he dated them before me"

"He hates all his exes in general"

"He's obsessed with me and only me"

"He has amnesia to all his past crushes and lovers"

"He doesn't and has never found any woman as beautiful as me"

Like okay you jealous fuckass BITCH

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Do y'all ever feel like you've shifted after knowing or discovering something?

I DON'T MEAN "learning a new word and now you see it everywhere" no it's backed up by psychology and whatever

BUT

3 TIMES. I've discovered a celebrity once, and now I find them everywhere. Like it can't be psychology and the algorithm or whatever because I could literally be on the other side of tiktok finding a slowed edit audio of an attractive song and the comments are flooded with that one celebrity or band and whatever. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THESE BEFORE UNTIL I ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THEY WERE REAL.

I HAVE RECEIPTS.

Call me crazy but I swear this kind of comment section would never exist like a month ago when I never knew tokio hotel or tom existed and this is just one of them

Artic monkeys.

They are popular but I SWEARRR HIS MUSIC WASN'T HEARD ANYWHERE UNTIL I HEARD THE NAME.

I KNOWWWW I'm not crazy because if Artic monkeys was famous and it's just "me discovering it" and now I just know it's them everytime I hear a songg randomly on social media or irl on a radio or from someone else and their Spotify then.. WHY IS IT THAT I NEVER HEARD THEIR SONGS OR ANY PRESENCE OF THEIR EXISTENCE UNTIL AFTER I DISCOVERED TJEM????? Like please someone tell me they get it I know I'm not insane 😭😭😭

Call me crazy call me fcking crazy I swear but I KNOW for a fact that I've shifted realities more than once (when cristiano ronaldo suddenly became straight with a wife and many kids but he was DEF gay and had a boyfriend it was all over the news and I watched edits of him and his boyfriend)

I just can't prove it

But I swear on my dead grandma

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I'm so afraid of shifting to my DR.

Because it's so beautiful and fun, in fact TOO beautiful and fun and perfect that how am I expected to get rid of this reality that I've been familiar with for 15 years?

And I know what u're thinking.. No, don't do it, don't sabotage your own happiness and I get it. I've never had any recent shifting attempts because my mind is occupied with school and social life or just taking my time gaming every weekend or whatever. Anything that can stir me away from shifting.

But likee, cmon. If I shift I'll meet the man of my DREAMS. If I shift I'll have the life I've never could've made possible for myself otherwise. If I shift it will change EVERYTHING. but I hesitate because that means all the 14 years I've just so happened to live in this reality, your soul will change so much so that how is it going to change your OR right?

And I swear I'm planning on permashifting soon, but.. What if sooner than I expected??

Grrrr shifter problems igggg someone motivate me

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Things I'm gonna do once I get in my new DR 😋

Wake up next to my s/o (Tom Kaulitz)

Kiss my s/o (Tom Kaulitz) on the cheek

Kiss my s/o (Tom Kaulitz)

Get laid

Cook breakfast for my s/o (Tom Kaulitz)

Get pretty for my s/o (Tom Kaulitz)

Go on a date with my s/o (Tom Kaulitz)

Get laid

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"The term current reality is kinda inaccurate because you should already think that you're in your dr"

"The term original reality is kinda inaccurate because there is no original reality"

Okay well then petition to call this reality "first reality" / "familiar reality" instead who's with me

Because likeee I know I'm not bound to any reality, even if this one reality and all the possible parallel versions I've shifted to is just.. All similiar. I just *happen* to be here. Likeeee....

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YO I SWEAR I ACTUALLY SHIFTED HERE.

Because Scott and Carter on TikTok are brothers and made a YouTube video even addressing the rumors of people wondering if their friends or dating. They said themselves that they're brothers but now the video is gone and other people said they could've actually dated or are just friends??? THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME oh wait they fucking don't uhmmm??

First, it was Cristiano Ronaldo being a straight familyman with a wife and kids and r4pe allegations that nobody knows if it's actually true or not when he is literally gay with a boyfriend and is best friends with paris hilton (that apparently in this reality rejected him when he asked her out because she "thought" he was gay when he literally was???)

Now, it's people not knowing if Scott and Carter from TikTok are siblings or dating. Now don't fucking fuck with me because they are literally siblings and I know this because I watched a video of them addressing the rumors and specifically saying they are brothers. Like, I remember that memory vividly because I'm a big fan of them.. When everyone has the Kalogeras sisters I had Scott and Carter. Now when I mentioned them being siblings, some bitch told me that they used to date??? I should do my research??? So I tried searching fucking high and low on YouTube for that one specific video of them addressing that they are brothers and there's fucking nothing.

Like what the actual fuck where's the video

EVERYBODY KNOWS THEY'RE SIBLINGS

EVERYBODY USED TO KNOW THAT

someone get me tf out of this reality I wanted to go to my waiting room or even my avatar dr.

I attempted to shift FOR ONE WEEK, thought it failed but now there's these small but major ahh differences that drive me insane

Like hey diva wdym u're straight wdym u were in court for r4pe allegations and hey queens wdym u're just childhood friends but also wdym people said u used to like each other when you guys literally MADE A VIDEO ABOUT BEING BROTHERS AND IT'S GONE????

[diariesbydasha]

Well guess what bitch

There's something that I know and you don't

[diariesbydasha]

I swear I accidentally shifted to another version of this reality on my very first attempt at shifting a week ago because why is Cristiano Ronaldo a familyman with a wife and kids and r4pe allegations when, the last time I remember, he's a fucking gay man and has his own boyfriend I'm not even kidding. But anyways hi everyone from this realityyy, the ronaldo I know would never

This is lowkey so cool and so trippy but I'm kinda disappointed because why out of all realities would I shift to the one where my diva is this disgusting man.. But if the allegations AREN'T true, okay cool so why is he straight

I just want to be in my waiting room I WANNA GO TO PANDORA MANNN Fuck this sht