Nutricious, Delicious

Fuck Money Get Bitches | 🧿👅🧿

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

He’s literally worse than the joker

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

[meme-quern]

[unstablecryptid]

[still-homophobic]

hey quick question what does this mean

[thatguythatlikesmgsandthenewyear]

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

[vicholas]

riddle me this batman…. what has no climax, no point, and no meaning

[telltaletypist]

[lanaknowsitried0]

The moment I’m all alone and have nothing to distract me is when I fall apart and I give in to self destructive behavior

[cozy2000]

Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean

[cozy2000]

Well

[cozy2000]

me shoving another edible in mouth despite my eyes being dry because i need to astrally assassinate another key political figure

[fruitblr]

THE OFFICE (s8e23)

[memewhore]

[apas-95]

[vexheart]

[sevenelevenprophet]

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle

How did it get in there? Like this of course

Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.

[tobreakandblossom]

of course, this is exactly the same method that’s used for ships in bottles too

[hollydermovoi]

“I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse. I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem. Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: “Are you ready to leave him?” When I denied that I was being abused, she didn’t argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldn’t detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo. When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for me—instead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name “Nora”. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldn’t leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to. And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasn’t alone. That she just wanted me to be safe. I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy. I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.”

—

Curious Georgiana (via grrrlstudies)

I know I’ve reblogged this before, but it bears re-reblogging (?).  This is how you respond to abuse, this is how you give people control over their bodies/uteruses, this is how you act as a generally non-judgmental and compassionate person.  I love this story so fucking much.

(via coffeewithants)

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

And THIS is one of many reasons why we need to safeguard access to birth control.

[thepersonalquotes]

[steamywitch]

[valtsv]

doing important research

[natalieironside]

Guts

[heystephen]

please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

[theoneicelady]

Im sorry but is this not normal?

[heystephen]

normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits

[littleguymart]

(source)

[image description: a photo of a landline phone designed to look like a small, simple green frog. end id]

[wattse]

I am delirious is 4am

[bethany-imadebiscuits]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN IN THESE CONDITIONS

[lelouch]

[gunkmusher-deactivated20240613]

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.