This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think
Heâs literally worse than the joker
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think
Heâs literally worse than the joker
hey quick question what does this mean
Watch out boys we got a city slicker
riddle me this batmanâŠ. what has no climax, no point, and no meaning
The moment Iâm all alone and have nothing to distract me is when I fall apart and I give in to self destructive behavior
Every time i get my special 12.5mg high somebody famous(typically a politican) gets badly injured or dies. What does this mean
Well
me shoving another edible in mouth despite my eyes being dry because i need to astrally assassinate another key political figure
THE OFFICE (s8e23)
The best thing Iâve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle
How did it get in there? Like this of course
Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree Iâve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.
of course, this is exactly the same method thatâs used for ships in bottles too
âI know Iâve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse. I went to the Student Health Centerâthey were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem. Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: âAre you ready to leave him?â When I denied that I was being abused, she didnât argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldnât detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo. When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for meâinstead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name âNoraâ. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldnât leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to. And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasnât alone. That she just wanted me to be safe. I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy. I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.â
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I know Iâve reblogged this before, but it bears re-reblogging (?). Â This is how you respond to abuse, this is how you give people control over their bodies/uteruses, this is how you act as a generally non-judgmental and compassionate person. Â I love this story so fucking much.
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And THIS is one of many reasons why we need to safeguard access to birth control.
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please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. itâs okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.
Im sorry but is this not normal?
normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits
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I am delirious is 4am
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN IN THESE CONDITIONS
this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl whoâs snack was mangoes but i didnât like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldnât sit next to her and my teacher was like âoh it doesnât say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on thatâ so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like âyeah sure sheâs allergic to mangoesâ so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like âyeah that sounds like something youâd doâ but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like âactually i havenât had a mango in 6 yearsâ and they where like âomg theyâre so good you have to try someâ so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.