Diary of an Octopus Girl

This is not a Diary

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[soymilkes]

temple of time

[batcows]

all you need to know about Amy Santiago is that when two men competed to see who was the king of their workplace, she won.

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[abitofmagic]

“I know my place! It’s time you learned yours.”

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Kópakonan

Seal Woman or Selkie statue

Mikladalur, Faroe Islands 

[fantasyartwatch]

Winter Keep by Bram Sels

[lotherings-rose]

GRIS (2018)  

[madeline-kahn]

“One-tenth off because her bra was sticking out.“

Stick It (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger

[annadittmann]

Spring inspired!

Prints available here

annadittmann.com

[luisonte]

[welele]

No todos los héroes llevan capa.

[alyruko]

And then shawarma after?

[why-i-love-comics]

[therkive7]

[boredpanda]

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

[vergen]

this is my favorite thing

[daddykinkskywalker]

pics that make you go hmm ha hmhmhm ha

[qomii]

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things

[advanced-procrastination]

Uh… nani?