The diary of a rescued guinea pig.

Here's a few things about Doris: - She likes to eat - She's a curvy but healthy girl - She waddles because her ass is so big - She has two pig friends: Pinter & Maisie This blog is dedicated wholly, entirley, and with everything that my heart contains, to Dougal & Smudge. 

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Kojack's nail trims. Excuse his naked bits. So indecent not wearing underwear

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Scouts angry face when she is kissed on the head by the man human

She gets so pissed off when people see her as cute

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The process of Scout getting her nails trimmed……….. going from ‘what, are you doing to me’

To

ARRGGHHHHSIWNWIWBAOMQKQO!!!!!

She is so annoyed by the last picture! I cannot handle the sass.

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Kojack's favourite thing in the absolute world (except for tomato) is a pile of blankets. He climbs in them then lays in them with his head poking out. Even in the mornings I'm like 'Kojack, come and eat your breakfast please' and he doesn't wanna get out like some sort of teenager then when he finally gets out he stretches his little legs out and it's one of the cutest things he does because I so relate to this struggle

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The wild Skinny pig Kojack adapts to be camouflaged in his surroundings.....

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So on Friday I was taking loads of pictures with the pigs and Kojack posed nicely for a photo and then Scout completely barged in the way and got her fat butt in the shot and.. can we just take a second to look at kojacks face at the moment this happened

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Kojack wiping his butt on Maisie. Sigh.. Why are boars so gross…

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Tomato beard

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Guinea pigs are not Xmas gifts!

https://www.change.org/p/petco-stop-advertising-guinea-pigs-as-holiday-gifts Please can my friends on here all sign this and share the link with your friends and followers.

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You see that? That orange mark on her face? That is a battle wound from trying to take tomato from a mid-eating-tomato Kojack.... nobody steals tomato from Kojack and gets away with it unscathed..... But scout doesn't care, her attention span is too short to hold grudges lol

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’ Waaaitttt a minuteeeee THIS PIG ISN’T REAL'

Edit: look how suspicious Kojack's eyes are...

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Skinny pig croissant

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Doris and Dougal, together again on 10.08.16 He's been waiting on the bridge for her for a while now, together at last x

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Doris can’t fit in the turtle tunnel unless lady human helps push her butt in.. But she tries.

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Rest in peace, precious Doris~ 

You will be greatly missed by many.

Enjoy your chin-scratchies, sweetie ♥

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you literally have no idea just how much this means to me!! ;_;

something about it is just so true to Doris and her soul and it is just so beautiful. It captures her sassy, confident self with her complete addiction to chin scritches, and her slightly blissful, smug face when she gets them!

It's made me cry, :,,,,( thank you so much!!!!

It has actually really helped me to overcome the shock, I think the situation is just starting to set in.

Doris is so lucky to have so many people who care for her. Everybodies messages are really helping me. I don't know what I would do without my tumblr community, you guys keep me going xxx

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RIP Doris

Hi guys,

I have some very sad news this morning. We lost Doris about an hour ago.

It all happened so so quickly, it hasn’t even sunk in properly yet. I still can’t believe it.

She was fine all day, and as I got her ready for bed I noticed she was making a strange noise. We thought she was choking, and took her to the emergency vet within 20 minutes.

They said she had caught a virus on her lungs and that she would have less than a 50% chance of surviving the night. We decided to take her home and she relaxed and had a long rest, although still not able to breathe. We woke up this morning and she was still struggling so much to breathe it was so horrible to see her struggling.

By this point she hadn’t eaten or drank, or moved.

She was suffering.

We took her to the emergency vets again and helped her along to the rainbow bridge.

It all happened so quickly, only two or three hours before I noticed her breathing strange I had cleaned them out.

I can’t believe that this time yesterday I was doing their morning clean, chatting away to them, not knowing that in less than 24 hours she wouldn’t be here.

It has happened so fast I have barely had time to understand it. I’m in shock. I can’t believe it.

My little princess is finally with Dougal on the rainbow bridge. I love you so much Doris.

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Doris admitted that so proudly... 'Lady human it was ME'