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New to Tumblr. Dont mess me up too bad guys. 18+ DNI.
If ur in any of my fandoms and atleast half as obsessed as i am pls dm we can be mutuals
I prefer They/Them but Gender is my bitch idc
DOWN TO YAP ABT: SVSSS. No Home. GSGW. Persona 5. Alien Stage. DOD. OHSHC. MP100. ATEEZ, Svt & TXT. Mizisua. Doomed Yuri & Doomed Yaoi. Women. Most Danmei. LOTM. Case File Compendium. Physics. Science in General. All Humanities subjects u can think of. Most fandoms really
The thing about a good character flaw is that it has to be the same thing as their greatest strength just turned up too high. the person who loves deeply and therefore controls. the person who sees everything and therefore trusts nothing. the person who is so loyal they lose themselves. there are no clean villains and no clean heroes and once you understand that in fiction you can't unsee it in people. everyone is just their best quality at the wrong volume.
Literally dead and dying. Tell me why Audrey is like:
You need to not hold everything in and be happy it will stop you from literally driving yourself insane. ^u^;
And Klein is like:
Mhm yeah sure buddy. But you don't know about my lead wall I keep between myself and human connection because. It protects me. Ignore Leonard I don't know how he got past it either.
First post in 2026 of course its my beloved kaveh
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collectorās item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyoneās decor, because the colors in it are garish. Itās just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if heās just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. Thereās an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandmaās house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. Sheād visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmotherās house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We donāt say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and āYou FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATEāā
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dadās house currently.
But heās trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
STATUS UPDATE
I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.
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i love thinking about them
it would be SO BAD if these two got into a fight
eunyung: awww you sad cause your āmommyā got rid of your little dog? ^^
cirrus: ā¦
we should start calling them baekĀ²
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like heās only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
new Lord of Mysteries MMORPG teaser/pv The nightmare has endedā In the sigh, uneasy murmurs arise by your ear, Above the gray fog, the card game of fate has begun to reveal itself. Traveler from afar, are you ready? Before everything begins, let us listen to a story together, A story about that deity...or perhaps, about an ordinary person...
Lord of Mysteries Game timeline starts two years after the end of LOTM novel, but it has no connection to Circle of Inevitability (studio has license for LOTM novel only). The exact release date for Lord of Mysteries game hasnāt been set yet, but development is already quite complete. The game is for PC and mobile. It's NOT a gacha game!
has anyone noticed
baek saheon š¤ baek eunyeong
being adorable twisted little 2 faced bitches (positive) (affectionate) (loving) with the last name baek
Just in case any of you are wondering why I seem to have become so much more hostile, aggressive and unlikeable lately, we just got a functioning AC unit in our apartment like a week ago. And since the temperature inside the apartment has gone down to habitable levels, I've actually been able to do things like eating food and sleeping properly, so I've got a lot more energy to be a huge cunt.
This is what the fandom thought Luka would be like when r5 dropped
merlin hermes is like madoka magica. does this make sense
Yk I had extremely neutral feelings towards Amon the entire time I was reading lotm, but now that Iām done with it Iām like, stupidly fond of the guy???? He just amuses meā¦
Like. Heās terrifying and annoying but also just a silly guy. Idk.
I want to draw himā¦.
lotm always making me tear up in the middle of the night šāāļø
volume 7 major spoilers below
Mizi and Ivan are truly the unreliable narrator duo of all time
On one hand, we have Mizi claiming "I did not love her enough"
On the other hand, we have Ivan claiming "He did not love me in the slightest"
And both of them were so wrong
This fandom is a prison
