fuck

Mikayla. 23.

[jovan]

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[throwbackblr]

[andrewbelami]

[alexander]

SOURCE??????

[lilsugarbush]

[jajaneenee]

[enigma-complex]

you kids wanna buy some drugs

[glorianas]

this is why god allows him to be that hot

[guy]

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

[nanocomputer]

ur dad

[guy]

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[eddiecullen]

stephenie meyer: i have a great idea to wrap up jacob’s story! he’ll imprint on bella and edward’s infant child!

me:

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[robotsandfrippary]

YES.

[dibblevmunt]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vinegarvic]

[billbuttlicker3005]

👀👀👀

[blackgirlsvevo]

if ppl just killed all bugs that end up indoors, the bugs would have no choice but to evolve to realize they shouldn’t come into houses . all you soft ass ‘take it outside with a cup and piece of paper slid under’ hoes are fucking up the process . natural selection is trying to come in here and do what she has to do why must you challenge her .