a widows kiss

abigail//cis; her, she I like meeting new people so please send me a message!

[dickchafe]

How come you're deleting?????

I’ve got too many shitty people on this account. But if you DM, tell me who you are, then I’ll totally give you my new socials.

[dickchafe]

Deleting this account!

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

[broolynn]

When you start giving them the same energy they’ve been giving you and now they mad

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

this would be me if i were in jail

[onlytwitterpics]

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Like, 90% of infomercial style products were designed by/for disabled people, but you wouldn’t know that, because there is no viable market for them. THey have to be marketted and sold to abled people just so that any money can be made of off them and so the people who actually need them will have access.

I think snuggies are the one example almost everyone knows. They were invented for wheelchair users (Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a coat on and off of someone in a wheelchair? Cause it’s PRETTY FUCKIN HARD.) But now everyone just acts like they’re some ~quirky, white people thing~ and not A PRODUCT DESIGNED TO MAKE PEOPLES DAY TO DAY LIVES 10000X EASIER.

But if at any point you were to take your head out of your own ass and go “Hey, who would a product like this benefit,” that would be really cool.

[swamp-spirit]

This makes informational make so much sense now.

Like… of course there’s no reason for that guy to knock over that bowl of chips. However, the person it was actually designed for has constant hand tremors that would make this pretty rad, but since we don’t want to show that in a commercial, here’s an able bodied guy who can’t remember how gravity works.

Shit. Those commercials suddenly get a lot less funny when you realize it’s pretty much just people ineptly trying to mimic disability.

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

Or like the thing for the eggs? Like, oh, it cracks eggs perfectly, you only need one hand? IT WAS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE WHO ONLY HAVE THE USE OF ONE HAND. Or the juice bottle pourer? For people who’re TOO LAZY TO POUR THEIR OWN JUICE? Or FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFICULTY BEARING WEIGHT IN THE HANDS.

[bettheriver]

It’s amazing how with just a few words by a few people, my whole perspective on something can shift entirely. 

[fumblingcuriosities]

I feel so ignorant for never having realized this before.

[robotsandfrippary]

Most people I know who own infomercial products are elderly, disabled and poor. 

[yobaba]

thank you - best public service announcement I have seen in a really long time

[enemy-stand]

when the neighbors are bumpin 恋愛サーキュレーション (orig. vid here)

[thebootydiaries]

you (eats stupid eggs): hey

me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?

[jaycielantern]

wake up sheeple

[carnival-phantasm]

If they are so similar, how come Pop Team Epic is actually good?

[carnival-phantasm]

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[obviousplant]

[estrellaslunalove-deactivated20]

A lot of y’all should start drinking some “respect sex workers” juice tbh

[wowzersbrina]

Ah yes, quality suggestions from the crowd

[kristenwiiggle]

[theofaux]

[beesmygod]

noot noot