RICHARD ❛ DICK ❜ MCCOOL ; original character inspired by ghost hunting and urban exploration of abandoned & haunted fraternity houses , divine interventions & miracles , cryptic and omnipresent signs & symbolisms , being walked through life by unseen benevolent forces and still ending up in idiotic scenarios , big heart and an even bigger ass , dumbassery , tiktok fame , liam payne memes and karen smith’s psychic boobs .
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01 BASICS .
𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲. richard arthur mccool iii . 𝗮𝗸𝗮. dick ( preferred nickname ) , ricky ( by some ) , thirdy ( by family ) . 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲. named after his father and grandfather . richard , of german origin , meaning powerful ; arthur , of celtic origin , meaning bear . 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵. july 4th 1994 . 𝗮𝗴𝗲. twenty - seven . 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲. los angeles , california . 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗻. las vegas , nevada . 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿. cis man . 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆. pansexual . 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀. single . 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆. father , richard mccool ii , fifty - four years old , real estate brokerage firm chairman & founder . mother , brittany mccool , fifty - one years old , socialite & fashion designer . older brother , nathaniel mccool , thirty years old , corporate lawyer . older sister , blair mccool , twenty - nine years old , media personality & socialite . 𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. princeton university , ba in public relations . 𝗼𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. social media influencer , urban exploration vlogger for youtube series called dickin’ around , hotel empire heir .
02 APPEARANCE .
𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 & 𝗲𝘆𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿. medium length brown hair , perfectly coiffed . hazel eyes . 𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 & 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱. five foot , eleven inches tall . lean muscular physique . 𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘀 & 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀. no tattoos , multiple scars from childhood injuries and parkour accidents . 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 . true to his himbo nature , dick prefers clothes that show off his body , or what he’d describe as all the right curbs in all the right places . he is often wearing skin - tight shirts , tank tops and or even crop tops when the weather is particularly warm . he also usually wears skinny jeans when going out , but prefers something more comfortable such as basketball shorts , grey sweatpants or jorts ( when he’s feeling particularly brave ) for casual hangouts or staying at home .
03 CLAIMS TO FAME .
RICHARD ❛ DICK ❜ MCCOOL’s life has been a series of claims to fame due to divine interventions . 01 born prematurely to the renowned & successful richard and brittany mccool , the chances of his survival were low but miraculously ( and with the help of modern science ) , he did . 02 at eleven years old , dick , who has a deadly allergy to wasps , bees and hornets , accidentally stumbled upon a nest of wasps . he was viciously attacked and yet when he should have died , he yet again miraculously survived long enough for someone to find and help him . 03 when he was eighteen years old , dick and his friends threw a rooftop party for their graduation . drunk and absolutely wasted that he could barely remember what happened , dick fell off the building but was miraculously saved by giants balloons floating under him that put him back to safety . during an news interview about what happened , dick told the interviewer that he couldn’t remember what happened but that his friends’ stories sounded awesome and punk rock .
and those aren’t his only near - death experiences , though the grim reaper must just hate him at this point with how he could constantly cheat death when his dumb ass is usually the one putting himself in those positions anyway . nonetheless , dick managed to capitalize on the fifteen minutes of fame he got from the balloon incident , starting a youtube channel when he was a freshman in college — filming himself doing all sorts of stupid shit and leaving people more confused with every video with how he had managed to stay alive this long . the channel soon then featured a semi - scripted video where dick and his frat brothers camped out and performed a séance in an abandoned frat house which gained so much traction , not because of the evidence of paranormal they got but due to how stupid it all was and commonly described as a comedy sketch of the blair witch project . and doing what most of his followers wanted , dick began to upload more videos of urban exploration and ghost hunting — his followers often entertained by the ridiculous ways he would react when faced by the possibility of paranormal and how absurdist everything was ( but really , he is just too stupid ) .
04 GOD LOVES DICK !
for whatever reason , the universe seems to be constantly conspiring to keep dick safe from harm’s way . maybe , he should take this as a sign that there is something he is meant to do that the entire fabric of the universe just cannot let him cease to exist just yet — but he doesn’t . there are constantly signs and symbolisms pointing to the directions he should take or help him in making decisions , but that doesn’t matter when he’s illiterate . he can’t read them ! and he is too busy doing squats to keep that ass tight ! though , the universe has granted him something to help him that he can’t easily ignore — call his very spidey senses , but when danger is about to occur , his nipples would get hard .
