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sheisinrecovery-deactivated2017

So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.

words of comfort. || rawfullybrooke (via thatkindofwoman)

have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?

I noticed that.

pickledpennies

have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down

womaninthewoods-deactivated2016

^ that last comment tho

theclearlydope

dickfucklarry

“Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it.”

“That’s funny.”

“My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica.”

coolthingoftheday

In India’s Thar Desert, nomads rely so much on camels for survival that the animals are revered. Livestock owners take great pride in their camels, carving intricate patterns in their fur.

imthevideogameboy

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS AND THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

tastefullyoffensive

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

bad-sith-angry-man

I think this is my favorite post I’ve ever seen ever.

dutchster

How about we take this to the bedroom?

me, to my snacks (via surprisebitch)

totalparksandrec

unbitrium

THIS IS SUCH A BRILLIANT LINE

deejaybm-deactivated20190516

If you want to know who you are, it’s important to know who you’ve been.

Jadzia Dax (via deejaybm)

trashk1ng

new horror movie concept:

so this white family moves into an old house. “it’s a fixer-uper but a fresh start for us” says the dad “no signal. this sucks” says the teenaged daughter “come on boy” says the 10 year old son to the dog who seems unsettled. “can’t put the kids through another year like the last” says the mom the house is ultra haunted super mega ultra haunted

as-seenon-tv

TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

as-seenon-tv

this stupid fucking post got screenshotted and put on Facebook with my name blurred out and middle aged moms are praising it. I’ve successfully created a mom meme. I am no better than a minion. good bye.