a hot mess

[monsieurrobot]

[clowntapus]

[vampirezigzagoon]

Gaga: I can see you standing there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i screamed

[monicas]

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

[stolenswingset]

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

The Darkest Timeline

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[kaepop-oppa]

Damn.

[mmusclechan]

KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.

[petermorwood]

The “Know Your Manei-Neko” guide is especially useful, and I’ve saved it off-line for future reference.

Because you can never tell when that sort of information comes in handy.

[da34amadeo]

Daddy needs money ,money cat

[itscolossal]

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[solarcitrus]

This is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[studthismuffin]

Helleaueaughh

[firesuns-archive]

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

[jimmorrisons-blog]

[unwakeable]

[sophie-cecilia]

[muchroomkitten]

[casimirfornalski]

[meanplastic]

im logging off……..

[fluorescent]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

Rihanna holograms modelling lingerie at her Savage X Fenty launch party