The biggest Dick in derse

Dependent Ace Dick rp blog M!A: Non

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

ACE YOU ARE THE WORST AND I AM GOING TO BOOP YOU IN YOUR SNOOT TO ASSERT AUTHORITY. >:(

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COME AT ME PICKLES

ILL JUST GET YOU MORE CAKE

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Turn on your location Ace. I want to talk.

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WHATS THAT, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME ORDERING ALL THIS CAKE

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ACE YOU ARE THE WORST AND I AM GOING TO BOOP YOU IN YOUR SNOOT TO ASSERT AUTHORITY. >:(

[dickshalfthesolution-blog]

COME AT ME PICKLES

ILL JUST GET YOU MORE CAKE

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ACE I SWEAR TO GOD I MAY JUST BE ONE CHIP STILL BUT IT WILL NOT STOP ME FROM TRYING TO SUPLEX YOU IF YOU ARE DOING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE DOING.

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AS LONG AS YOU EAT THE CAKE

DAT’S ALL GOOD AND FINE WITH ME

[apurpleaddledbaker]

YuP

wOuLdN’t Be ThE wEiRdEsT tHiNg A bRoThEr GoT aSkEd Ta DeCoRaTe InTa

At AlL

sOmE pArTiEs HaVe WiLd PlAnNeRs My DuDe

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Hey buddy

I want ta order one for my friend exactly like the one on the picture, how much would dat be?

[apurpleaddledbaker]

DePeNdS iFfIn Ya WaS wAnTiN iT tOdAy Or ToMoRrOw

ToMoRrOw It’S [X]

tAdAy It’S [X + rush fee of Y]

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Eh

Tamorrow is fine

Thanks, if ye have other goods in there I might grab some of dat, but dat’s besides the point

[apurpleaddledbaker]

YuP

wOuLdN’t Be ThE wEiRdEsT tHiNg A bRoThEr GoT aSkEd Ta DeCoRaTe InTa

At AlL

sOmE pArTiEs HaVe WiLd PlAnNeRs My DuDe

[dickshalfthesolution-blog]

Hey buddy

I want ta order one for my friend exactly like the one on the picture, how much would dat be?

[dickshalfthesolution-blog]

I KNEW IT

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voidequine replied to your post: dilldaydreamer replied to your post: …

8=D Oh what a gorgeous little sweetheart, it shall be a fortuitous year insteed.

Oh yeah, you haven’t meet her in person haven’t ye? If ya ever got free time ya can look at her, also to our cow, Cleo. Although Cleo is more Equius’ and Latrice is more mine

Don’t matter, pay them a visit whenever ya feel like it, yer more than invited to

[voidequine]

8=D Ah that sounds that an abso100tely wonderfoal proposal insteed I would be mare fortunate to be stable to meet them both.

8=D I assume it is safe to presume they reside with you and Equius then? If so then I shall make a note to arrange a visitation when schedules properly alighn, neigh?

[dickshalfthesolution-blog]

Latrice does for now, she is small enough, Cleo is already a lil wee to big and needs to be kept nearby but not in the same place. So it will be a quick trip from home.

Sounds good ta me. 

And don’t forget about the charity work, ya ain’t sneakin’ out of dat one, ya hear me?

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voidequine replied to your post: dilldaydreamer replied to your post: ...

8=D Oh what a gorgeous little sweetheart, it shall be a fortuitous year insteed.

Oh yeah, you haven’t meet her in person haven’t ye? If ya ever got free time ya can look at her, also to our cow, Cleo. Although Cleo is more Equius’ and Latrice is more mine

Don’t matter, pay them a visit whenever ya feel like it, yer more than invited to

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dilldaydreamer replied to your post:THE PIG YEAR HAS STARTED

Happy Latrice Year one and all!

She is all ready for festivities

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THE PIG YEAR HAS STARTED

Latrice’s YEAR IS UPON US

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so S100th did give you classes because otherwise that reckless behavior

boy...

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and Pickles is dead

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

I will pray for his lovely soul. 

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and Pickles is dead

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>;)

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dickshalfthesolution replied to your post: So how did your hate date go?

YOU HAD A WHAT? Pickles you casanova, taking lessons from S100th now?

Ugggggggggggggggghhh! It was nothing like that!  The grey faces are just being impish!  Though I have been taking lessons from Sleuth.  NOT THOSE LESSONS THOUGH.

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Then what it was

Speak to me, pole man

Ooooooooh not those lessons, I get it you are savin’ ya face. Cheeky cheeky smart Pickles.

Tell you what, you tell me everything about yer not romantic advances over tea and yer not romantic lessons later

*wink wink*

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> :>

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TONIGHT ON THE RAID [RADIO EDITION]

Here is Team Strike one. With a man on the inside. Report, around 25 people total including the main bartender. Oh yeah, this is going to be fun.

“Alright, You heard the numbers. LAST INSTRUCTION. Zahhak one and two, north area.  Koriga, meain entrance blockage. Strider, you have your duty, get on it. THE REST OF YA FOLLOW BEHIND ME.”

You put your hand on the wall, making a quick double check to Sleuth on the radio connection. All good? Yes. NO YOU AREN’T HAVING STAGE FRIGHT SHUT UP YOU ARE BRINGING DOWN THIS WALL. NO, YOU AREN’T GETTING FLUSTERED, SHUSH S100TH. 

“WAIT FOR IT.”

FROG!!! DAMMIT!! You punch the wall, hard. Not very hard, just enough that the wall gives in and leaves a nice sized hole for everyone to go in. Right after you. “GO GO GO. MOVE”

“MCPD PUT YOUR HANDS UP.” Welcome to the surprise party. You can already see a lot of people starting to run. Nope, not today satan. You make sure that whoever is in your reach goes down just ask quick. You are also kind of sure someone tried so shoot in your direction. Stupid. 

Not only do the bullets get clogged in your carapace or miss without big damage, you are allowed to engage with near brutal force.

Now YOU have fun.