You can't love someone until you love yourself.

[dicktaco]

I managed to ruin my own New Years. Am I so fucked up that I can’t have anything nice? I’ll find a way to ruin anything. It’s a talent, really. I don’t deserve love.

[bergdorfsworld]

[rosyglosse]

[leaxavr]

💔

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[dicktaco]

Forever?

It’s been so long since I’ve been on here and, quite frankly, I miss it. Tumblr was always a place of solace from the overly-saccharine day to day of social media.  I guess I’m back.  I’m pleased to see that my account still exists.  I wouldn’t want to lose the goldmine that is “dicktaco.”

[fairycosmos]

friends: ew how can you not shower for like days on end don’t you feel gross?? and how can you let your room get in such a mess wtf??

me, leaning forward so my lips touch the microphone: I Have Depression

[sexemulators]

Your body is the house you grew up in, how dare you try to burn it to the ground.

Sierra Demulder (via quotethatword)

[hecksinki]

it is literally impossible for me to be a casual viewer like I’m either super obsessed with it or it doesn’t exist there is no in between

[bulbabushka]

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that

[emmmpty]

Perfect

[the-neon-pineapple]

you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class

“maybe they poisoned you” maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY

[dapperpea]

My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.

“did I lock the door-”

captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door

[zetsubonna]

I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.

[merelyimmortal]

I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady

“god hates you because you don’t believe in him” “your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone” “everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”

thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off

[thatoneqprblog-blog]

I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.

[disabledfeministvoice]

Reblogging this for a friend.

[federalbureauofislam]

wow.. i just realised that i deserve like a lot of love

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[dicktaco]

friend: I like a boy

me: suck his dick

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Previously on the show you’ve been watching for 3 days straight

[darlingdaughter]

[drowsy-dreaming]

[literallyaflame]

fun drinking game: turn on a conservative news channel, take a shot every time someone uses the phrase “hardworking americans”

[literallyaflame]

shit wait don’t actually do this, i refuse to be responsible for anyone’s untimely death