Did I Eat Today?

The days in the life of a thirty year old accountant

[amidalis]

KEEP ONE WOLF ALIVE, AND THE SHEEP ARE NEVER SAFE.

[didieattoday]

Yass bitch yassss

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When I try to convince my friends to leave public accounting

[whatshouldwecallme]

When it’s only Tuesday

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4/20

How I used to spend it:

How I spend it now:

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420

[whatshouldwecallme]

When people ask me about my job

[didieattoday]

When my friends can go out for St Patrick's Day and I'm stuck doing tax returns.

[didieattoday]

When people remind me that I'm single so close to Valentine's Day.

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my friend all of a sudden likes something that we always made fun of

[didieattoday]

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone sends me an email that requires scrolling

[whatshouldwecallme]

How I feel when my friends and I roll up to a bar full of college kids

[whatshouldwecallme]

Trying to take just one piece of laundry out of the dryer

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[whatshouldwecallme]

When I realize I'm too old to know everything about pop culture these days

[whatshouldwecallme]

New Years Eve

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Some people:

Me:

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone brings me a snack

[whatshouldwecallme]

When my relatives ask me why I'm still single

[didieattoday]

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone sends me a YouTube video that's longer than a minute

[howdoiputthisgently]

WHEN I START TO DIET BUT THEN REMEMBER I JUST LOVE FOOD TOO MUCH

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