I Am A Mess Of A Human Being

Nonbinary | He/They | 27 | Fanfic Writer | Biromantic Asexual Living Vicariously Through Fictional Characters | This blog has no consistant theme. Message me if you want, I’m told I need friends. Here's the link to my OFMD Discord Server Here's the link to buy my book: Spilled Blood

[strangegoingson]

[dapper-nahrwhale]

You've met me at a very mash time in my life

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[sakana-no-yama]

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[thelatecaptainpierce]

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

[fluffysheeple]

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

[andaisq]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #i guess those words can go in that order if you really want them to /End ID]

[earhartsease]

surely it's a ball python

[goldengirlsgifs]

THE GOLDEN GIRLS 2.05 — Isn't It Romantic? — 08.11.86 Betty White as Rose Nylund Lois Nettleton as Jean

[shipperwolf1]

1986!!

[dovewithscales]

Golden Girls was so incredibly progressive for its time and not even slightly afraid to be loud about it. They talked about queer people, about race, about ableism, and they made it central and overt. They talked about things that mattered, and they never punched down, and they were allies off the stage too.

[dovewithscales]

Reblogging this again to add some context for anyone who may not know. In the 80's, being outed as gay could get you blacklisted in Hollywood. It ruined people's careers.

Bea Arthur and Betty White both suffered damage to their careers for standing up against racism and homophobia. Back in the 50s Betty White hosted a variety show that was canceled because she featured a black dancer and doubled down when they told her to stop.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[treblerose689]

Written as a gift for my friend’s birthday… This is my first time writing a fic that is only Hollanov AND my first time writing pet play. A little intimidating but also quite fun! 😈 (Click the title below to read, and please mind the tags!)

“Shchenok” by TrebleRose89 (me!)

Rating: E

Length: 4.2k

Tags: Smut, Pet Play, Puppy Play, Consensual Degradation/Humiliation, Punishment, Mild Painplay (one instance of CBT), Face-fucking, Facials, Dirty Talk, Praise, Aftercare, Post-TLG

Summary: “Yes, sweet girl,” Ilya murmured as he ran a large hand down Anya's back. “You have been so good for Papa today. Khoroshaya devochka.”

He shifted his gaze then, looking down toward the pair of large brown eyes at his feet. They stared up at him with just as much affection as Anya’s had, but it was clear there was something else there too. Pleading. Desperation. An unspoken question.

Ilya shook his head and gave the other dog a small smile. “I am sorry, shchenok, but you know the rules. Only good pups are allowed on the furniture.”

In truth, Ilya wasn’t sorry at all — he knew the pleading was all an act. His pup was exactly where he wanted to be.

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Or: Shane has been a very naughty pup. Ilya needs to remind him how to be a good boy.

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’

[drulalovescas]

Supernatural was so so so so so funny in how they were like: "Dean is such a ladies man, only boobs boobs boobs" and then they would give him a love interest in season 6 and never again.

BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.

And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.

And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).

And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.

And have date nights.

And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.

And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.

But Supernatural was so so so so so funny they'd be like: this means nothing.

[funfettitoonz]

[spicyprincezuko]

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

[gloomsday]

this zoom out went absolutely crazy for no reason like sure let's reveal bj hunnicutt lounging sexily on the operating table while intently observing hawkeye yeah thanks for that