I Am Just Sitting Here

[butchfagminotaur]

this is funny as fucking hell actually

[hellish-undeath]

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

[butchfagminotaur]

[tryingssss]

i swear there's something in that thing where a peacekeeper whipped katniss across her face and haymitch stepped in and used the "we need her face to look flawless for the cameras" excuse to stop him even though obviously none of them gaf about that, and that thing where plutarh saved lenore dove using the "i need her for the cameras" excuse, like haymitch stole the same shit that was used on his first worst day

[gayeilgeoir]

“Wow, Burdock is singing at the funeral?” I said with joys

I was then shot 57 times

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[okthisway]

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

[perished-1889]

Haymitch was your normal small-town teen while Katniss was the local stray cat that sometimes dropped dead birds on your porch.

[girljpg]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[yume-fanfare]

top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

[fuckyeahdavidandyonatan]

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

[kosmogrl]

[ashyblondwaves]

Cracks me up how Katniss kisses Peeta in the cave and wants more, but when Gale kisses her she has to stew in the woods for two hours and think about if she even liked it.

[bumblebeebats]

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

[demonprincex]

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

[throathole]

If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS

[florencvassy]

[throathole]

Who is that white man

[hyperactive-vampire]

He is THE white man. Ricken.

[spicy-candy123]

[benzaldehyde-guyy]

seth milchick

[whitepeopletwitter]

[3cosmicfrogs]

he is late for the conclave