Diego-the-Human

[lurkeratthethreshhold]

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

[diego-the-human]

Mine does. I don't think you guys are looking hard enough, or you hard while you are looking enough.

[rinaspiriii]

[untimelytophat]

[midnightssea]

[midnightssea]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

[mugokii]

[mugokii]

[mugokii]

the gals of @ spottylen from bsky, doing the sickass double rider henshin

[mugokii]

[mugokii]

[smallmeanie]

[iri-mi]

[yagamimi-lewd]

idk how many of you here follow me close enough to know about Apron Strings but here's Siti with her titties hanging out lol. Dont expect a lot of apron strings stuff btw, its gonna be extremely extremely extremely rare because of the small handful of appropriate characters lmao

[diego-the-human]

Hope I see more Apron Strings for my mental health

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[squeakitties]

Me hearing a ton of loud banging from my upstairs neighbor: god that’s so annoying

Upstairs neighbor, who was just transformed into a mute horse: [thinking] fuuuuck my downstairs neighbor is gonna think this is so annoying

[345678908654344-deactivated2025]

we fuck so good in my head

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[fairycosmos]

drugs. alcohol. smoking. they gotta make a secret fourth thing i can do every day with no consequences

[fairycosmos]

[goodtransgirl]