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"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

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every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

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i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

#iwtv

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#cats

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im a simple person. i only want disgusting godlike ritualistic sex and soft peaceful innocent love

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the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

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Papercraft Fai from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle! When I was a teen, this sad smiling lying whistling magician-who-refuses-to-use-magic reshaped a huge number of my neural pathways and also crushed my heart. I still love him to this day! 💕 So I put some extra care into the details of his clothes and staff. A CLAMP character is always well-dressed, after all! Fai deserves nice things!

#trc