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I wish I have a room like this.
fun things to do in october!!!
-pumpkin themed beverages
-plan your halloween
-summon a demon
-bob for apples
-sweaters
-commit first degree murder
-carving pumpkins
-horror movies
-eat spiders
-haunted houses
-sending everyone you know those pumpkin man gifs
-dig your own grave
-find cute halloween costumes
-get a shit-ton of candy
-buy body parts and create frankenstein’s monster
-jump leaf piles
-sip hot tea in the cool fall weather
-replace everyone’s heads with jack-o-lanters
It's demon season!
Waking up on september 1st like:
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
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I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
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Why the fuck is this not more widely known?
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All three of my Six of Crows couples portraits. I felt so much from this series, felt so much for these characters and the very different relationships that progressed throughout the books. Thank you, Leigh, for making something beautiful and fun and heartbreaking all in the space of a few hundred pages. One of the highlight reads of my life.
Thank you to everyone who has sent me kind messages - I unfortunately can’t respond to them all, but it’s been so much fun working these characters into visual life and having you all raving and gushing along the way. I really really love you guys
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“A gambler, a convict, a wayward son, a lost Grisha, a Suli girl who had become a killer, a boy from the Barrel who had become something worse.”
The Wraith / The Bastard of the Barrel / The Sharpshooter / The Merchling / The Drüskelle / The Heartrender
Summer Camp Gothic
The camp is located in the middle of the forest. It’s thick and easy to get lost in. Almost too easy.
The sloppy joes are delicious, even with the palatable taste of metal.
A girl named Erin left her cabin last night and has disappeared. No one is looking for her, no one even remembers her. But she existed. You saw her. She existed.
Everyone gathers around the campfire and sing songs well into the night. It’s not until the second to last song that you realize that they are chants. Are you summoning something, or are you banishing?
The councilors have a list of fun activities for you: archery, woodwork, sports, rune carving, incense making, even one on how to speak this archaic language no one’s heard of before.
One night you wake to the sound of something clumsily dancing on the roof. It’s unnatural, unnerving, and it doesn’t stop. You tell the councilors the next day. Their faces twist into grimaces and say that you were probably dreaming. You were wide awake the whole time.
The lake is off limits; no one is allowed to swim there. One boy throws caution to the wind and does so anyway. He holds his breath and ducks down, and is never seen again
There’s a camp garden that everyone helps out with. There are fruits, veggies, and this strange looking flower that likes to smell you back.
Years later you decided to look up more information about that camp. Hours of research prove fruitless and you find, much to your growing unease, there’s no record of it ever existing.
My Sonion ita bag is now complete
the great diamond authority, as drawn by rebecca sugar
these are so beautiful!!!