We Go Unmarked - In Death As In Life

Join me in a land of myth and a time of magic as we obsess together over the adventures of a manservant and his prat of a master. || PS: Forever wishing that Merlin had befriended Mordred. ||

[differentasdayandnight]

Mordred Protection Squad.

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ARTHUR & MERLIN'S CHATTER

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this started a mini meta and it turned into this

mordred, telepathically: hey, emrys

merlin: please shut up

mordred: i thought after you and arthur bargained with the disir to cure me mordred: we'd be even closer friends now

merlin: we aren't friends

mordred: but i'm getting the vibe that you hate me even more now

merlin: oh really?

mordred: it's almost like you regret saving me

merlin: *screams into his pillow, not realizing he is also screaming in his head*

mordred: OUCH mordred: ok, druid radiowave etiquette number one mordred: don't scream in people's heads. it feels like screaming into our ears mordred: etiquette rule number two mordred: don't imply bloodthirst. it's rude

merlin: *purposefully screams telepathically*

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merlin:

kilgharrah:

merlin: so merlin: mordred is a knight

kilgharrah: ahhh perfect! so many opportunities to kill him kilgharrah: and you can even make it look like a workplace accident!

merlin:

kilgharrah:

merlin: about that merlin: i kinda haven't decided what i want to do

kilgharrah: MERLIN kilgharrah: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE WITCH kilgharrah: I TOLD YOU SHE'D GO OFF HER ROCKER kilgharrah: AND NOW SHE HAS STOLEN MY KID

merlin: HEY don't pin this on me merlin: you didn't hire an ASSASSIN you hired a boy who just wants to play in a field and summon butterflies merlin: and now you're asking me to kill a boy who literally wants the same thing

kilgharrah: i-

merlin: if you wanted them dead, you should've done the deed yourself merlin: you lazy excuse for a pet merlin: what the hell do you even do all day? count mountains? burn rando villages? provoke other magical beasts?

kilgharrah: well-

merlin: and now you can't get your own damn chores done because i can control you merlin: how does that make you feel, pile of scales

kilgharrah:

mordred: is this a bad time to interrupt

merlin: MORDRED??? merlin: you're eavesdropping??

mordred: no, you guys are yelling in my head mordred: first of all. rude. i was trying to sleep mordred: second of all. from the bottom of my heart. what the fuck

merlin: mor-

mordred: third of all, ooooooooooooo mordred: you're gonna need a lake full of ice to heal that burn, dragon

kilgharrah:

merlin: i like this guy merlin: made up my mind, not gonna to kill him

mordred: thanks bro

merlin: anytime

kilgharrah: i fucking hate my life

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ok but imagine arthur and morgana working together to rescue mordred

Merlin Bingo fill: competitive idiocy . Morgana: At least I accept him for who he is! Arthur: What are you talking about? I'm fine with him being a druid! Morgana: *rolls eyes to the back of her head* .

Arthur: And then when he's sad, he likes it when I put flowers in his hair. Bet you didn't know that, either! Morgana, crying: SHUT UP . Morgana: I have a dragon pet, which makes me the cool guardian. Arthur: Y-yeah?! Well, I have... Arthur: Arthur: Merlin! Morgana: Merlin: What. Arthur: Oh, good! You followed us. Merlin: You're not allowed to wander alone after you ended up in a village that was the opposite direction of your mission. Morgana: Arthur: A-hah, so funny. Nice joke, Merlin. Merlin: And then set a tavern on fire because you dropped your torch. Arthur: Shut up, Merlin! . Morgana: I love him more! Arthur: No, I love him more! Merlin: Does anybody love me? Morgana, ignoring Merlin: NO, I DO! Arthur, also ignoring Merlin: NO, I DO! *slapfight ensues* . Morgana: In court, you would only get custody of him because of anti-magic prejudice. Arthur: Okay, first of all, I am the king, so I am the Court! And, second of all, no, it'd be because you're fucking unhinged. Morgana: Oh you haven't even seen unhinged, boy! Mordred, being carried out: Guys, please don't kill each other. The guards would hear. Arthur and Morgana, at the same time: Shut up, mordred. Mordred: Merlin: Shut up, Mordred. Merlin: Also, what were you all talking about? . Arthur: He's coming with me. He wants to. Morgana: You don't know what's best for him! He's coming with me. Arthur: Learning how to kill people in the funnest way isn't what's best for him. Mordred: Guys, I'm right here... Morgana: Neither is teaching him how to discern if your coworker is involved in sorcerery! Arthur: Hey! We stopped publishing that pamphlet! Mordred: Oh yeah, the one that says stab them to show dominance. Arthur: And made the town criers send out formal apologies! Merlin: Only after Gwaine stabbed you and insisted it was legally recommended. Mordred: So that's why Gwaine named his dagger "The Prat Poker"...I thought it was about gambling. Morgana: Who is this Gwaine? I like him. . Morgana: So. Who are you choosing? *Morgana and Arthur look expectantly at Mordred* Mordred: Mordred: Okay, I'm pretty sure the person I don't pick will kidnap me anyway, but it doesn't matter, because I choose merlin. Morgana: What the fuck! Arthur: What the fuck! Merlin: What the fuck. Mordred: *slides over to merlin* Can we go, big bro? Morgana: *starts throwing tantrum* Arthur: After everything I've done for you! Mordred: That I didn't ask for. Merlin: Merlin: You know. Honestly, I wouldn't choose either of them, either. Gaius: Don't use two either's in a sentence. Merlin: Gaius! Are you okay having three roommates? Gaius: The more, the merrier. Daegal: We're getting a new roommate? Kilgharrah: Nothing is happening like I planned..... Arthur: THE DRAGON I KILLED?!? Merlin: Kilgharrah, please go be emo somewhere else. Arthur: MERLIN?? Kilgharrah: I would, but it's not easy roaming Camelot when most people want to kill you. Gaius: To be fair, you did terrorize the castle for a week. Kilgharrah: That was one week! I've been on my best behavior since then! Daegal: Doubt... Merlin: It's okay, Arthur. this lizard worships you. Arthur: Wh?? Merlin: So, like. You might wanna rethink the magic ban or something. Arthur: What? Mordred, crying: Omg! Arthur, this is the best day of my life! Arthur: Hey, woah! I didn't say anything! Morgana: Wow, bro! I didn't think you had it in you! Daegal: Can I learn healing spells? I'm tired of using leeches. I see them crawling in my dreams... Gaius: I'll teach you! Arthur: What is happening?!?! Kilgharrah: We're being dommed.

[ice-mint]

Third one in the series!

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[ughmerlin]

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me, pacing the room: so youre telling me gwaine and guinevere would not team up the second they see merlin acting suspicious and secretly follow him around when he sneaks around the castle to make sure their best friend is okay? youre telling me they didnt figure out merlin had magic and then proceed to be vaguely but intensely supportive like parents that believe their kid is gay and want to provide a safe loving environment for them like "you know we love and support you unconditionally right? no matter what you are our best friend and we will always protect you."? you mean to tell me that did not happen

merlin writers, tied to chairs in front of me: please let us go

[wearetoot]

Bradley admitting that the Camelot dungeons have some faults.

Colin & Bradley’s Merlin Quest 6:   https://youtu.be/4ncT5TOae58?t=46s 

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

The guards who followed magically moving dice out of the room and legit let Dragoon out because he said they forgot him coming in:

👀

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Inktober Day 10 - Morgana

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BBC Merlin season 5 + The Onion/Reductress headlines

[differentasdayandnight]

I never finished the September Merlin Challenge-- 😅🙈

I hope that you guys have been doing well~ 💙💙

[nextstopparis]

a good, good life.

happy 12 years since the dragon’s call, merlin fandom! to put it into perspective: we have had bbc merlin for longer than merlin and arthur had each other:)

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Gaius: You lost a lot of blood. Do you remember anything?

Merlin: Only the ambulance ride.

Lancelot: There was no ambulance. I drove you here.

Merlin: But I heard a siren?

Lancelot: That was Gwaine.

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i miss mordred. i mean yeah, he was supposed to be the bad guy, but for what??? for what reason???