I like women and Keon Alexander

but mostly a particular woman <3 @pitaenigma

[catchymemes]

[vi-sigoth]

And as soon as I think about “I wish it need not have happened in my time” I then think about the greatest Tweet ever:

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Woke up from the type of deep slumber that would put Smaug himself to shame to make this.

[pitaenigma]

Criticizing Wildbow for having Kaiser call someone a loser in Somer's Rock, only to be reminded of the guy who became president five years later and loved that word.

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

My favorite character is The Fox Who Never Found Out Any More About It, but he's not in the movies.😩

[jollyrebelwinner]

[catchymemes]

source

[diffidentalice]

@pitaenigma

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[traveling-madness]

based firemen

[the-real-seebs]

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

[atopfourthwall]

[where-our-stories-start]

[diffidentalice]

not me crying first thing in the morning

[smol-blue-bird]

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[thirdchoiceurl]

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

[bimyheel]

found the guy

[p-l-a-z]

I’ve nearly finished Twig by Wildbow - my favourite so far out of his oeuvre of Worm, Pact and (the still running) Ward. Sy is one of my favourite characters of all time, and his eyepatch made him look even more badass. 

[inthesensethat]

[pitaenigma]

Sometimes it hits me that zoomers went through covid lockdowns through high school and it explains so fucking much.

[luidilovins]

1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[rox-and-prose]

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

[rox-and-prose]

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

[enki2]

[boldly-fuckinaroundwherenomanhas]

holy shit this image goes so fuckin hard

me and the homies pondering the orb