what's past is prologue

phoenix || college student || ukrainian butch

[digginadyke]

i report donation asks as spam. do not send me them!

[cringemaster4000]

oh no i hope i dont falllll

[minart-was-taken]

POV: You're the defense attorney and the prosecution just pulled this move

[noodles-and-tea]

(Said with the same cadence as “Will you come to my cottage this summer”)

[sabertoothwalrus]

the past few months @tizzymcwizzy and I have been writing a fic (still not finished) where Phoenix wakes up to find that he's switched places with himself from 13 years prior. age gap narumitsu galore!

[voltaero]

The transition from the end of turnabout samurai to turnabout goodbyes is genuinely the funniest fucking thing that’s happened so far in this game because we go from Edgeworth saying some really gay shit to Wright and we cut to him shooting someone dead at point blank range

[tizzymcwizzy]

happy phoenix wright gets run over day yaaayyy

[sabertoothwalrus]

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

[gaytricorder]

i love how shatner can be totally normal about his and nimoy’s friendship and talk of brotherhood and shared experiences and then it’s like something possesses him in the last 5 seconds and he has to blurt something like “and we would’ve made beautiful children together” and then just lets you marinate on that for like 5 years until he decides to do it again

[gaytricorder]

whatdatmean

[paperbackwriter-kat]

Bill Shatner is all “Spirk isn’t canon !! you guys are so stupid !! they’re just friends !!” Baby then what was all that you were doing every week for three years in a row… were you actually just really in love with Leonard Nimoy because that’s the only other explanation i can think of

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[furry-fey]

just gonna leave these here

[furry-fey]

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[jackson-imbecille]

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

[bumpscosity]

[zukkaoru]

[ID: A google trends search showing interest over time in the United States since 2004. numbers 0 to 100 are on the y-axis while the years are in the x-axis. the stats remains very close to the '0' mark with a few small upticks between 2005 and ~2016, and then they shoot up to 100 at the very right of the graph (present day). the stats are for the word "pshaw". End ID]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tsuchika Nishimura aka 西村ツチカ aka Nishimura Tsuchika (Japanese, b. 1984, Kobe, Hyogo, Japan) - 最近のクマ, 2025

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia