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The Sad Hour

This rare and early example of decorative coffin plaque includes a clock which was typically set to display the exact time of the individual’s passing.

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Shoes Made of Human Skin

Big Nose George Parrott  is the only man in American history to become a pair of shoes.

Big Nose George was apprehended in Miles City, Montana in July, 1880 after drunkenly boasting of an attempted train robbery. He was found guilty and sentenced to hang on April 2, 1881 in Rawlins, Wyoming. He tried to escape so the process was sped up. A mob of over two hundred angry townfolk strung George Parrott up and, after two botched attempts, successfully killed him at the end of the rope.

With nobody to claim his corpse, he was handed off to Doctor John Osborn for research. Osborn sent his skin (including his nipples) to a tannery with instructions to make a medicine bag and a pair of shoes while he continued his experiments.

Osborn became the first Democratic Governor of the State of Wyoming. He was said to have worn his special shoes at his inaugural ball in 1893. He later became the assistant Secretary of State under President Wilson.

George’s nipples were not used in the making of the shoes.

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[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[voidbat]

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

[digitalcrisis]

e IrH ture

@realfootage

[realfootage]

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[onward-to-victuuri]

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

[burnfoofighters]

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

[onward-to-victuuri]

oh this one is good

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

but if someone from our gen z population doesnt open a square-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then whats the point

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

op do you take constructive criticism

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

only in villager noises

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[saipng]

this is it, this is literally the jericho confrontation scene

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[werewolfofsector2814]

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

[afro-elf]

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

[gabrieldreyfuss]

For everyone who has been asking…

[jackisreallycool]

this is so funny

[itchycoil]

this is like. all media 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

[onceiwashere]

this SUCKS

[brucebocchi]

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

monky

[a-game-is-the-foot]

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

[miamaroo]

Going into therapy like

[kiwi]

i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me

[badjokesbyjeff]

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”

[princeguinevere]

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