I really wanted to draw at least something for Swordtember hehe, ladies with swords are always fun to draw c:.
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I really wanted to draw at least something for Swordtember hehe, ladies with swords are always fun to draw c:.
bro don't be scared. california isn't real. they made it up for the mountain goats to sing about. go back to sleep.
Has this been done yet
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me when i break free on a saturday morning and put the pedal to the floor
Me: No one is hiring me
Adults: youâre just not trying hard enough
Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply âharderâ this time. Iâll be sure to write my contact info extra âhardâ this time. Iâll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella âhardâ this time around too.
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Adults: Â You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!
Every job application ever: Â PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.
Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.
This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.
Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldnât get hired because, âThey seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldnât make a good fit in customer service, because they donât have the patience to wait for us to call them back.â
Meanwhile Iâve always been taught to do exactly those things because it âshows that you care and take initiativeâ
Hereâs how I got my new job:
Made a profile on Indeed.
Crammed that fucker with every damn skill and job I have ever had. That time I ran roller-coasters for a month? On there. âProperty Managingâ my motherâs rental for six months because she was too lazy to drive over? On there. ALSO. If you are skilled in, say, Photoshop, donât JUST put Photoshop as a skill. Also put Adobe Suite, Adobe Photoshop, etc. Put every possible term for your skill under the skills. Google skill lists and start slapping them in there if you have even a tiny bit of skill in them.
Downloaded the Indeed app on my phone.
Set up a saved search to show me all full-time jobs paying $15 or more per hour in my area, and set it to only show jobs with instant apply. I did not narrow it down by field or anything else. Just full-time, my area, $15/hr.
Wrote up a three sentenceish generic cover letter that was basically âI am good at customer service, client management, and handling the variety of tasks this job will involve. I will be available on X date and would love to speak to you about this position at your company.â But slightly more professionally put.
Just fucking clicked apply on everything. Anything that sounded like something Iâd be willing and probably able to do. Like, I wasnât applying to mechanic jobs or anything. But front-desk at a mechanic shop? Sure. Towing dispatcher? Sure. Print shop coordinator for some fancy real estate agency? Sure.
The beauty of Indeedâs mobile/quick apply is that once youâve set up your profile on there clicking apply is literally all you have to do for about 75% of the quick apply jobs. Some will have a couple additional questions like how long youâve done certain things, or when youâre available to start. Some have random fun questions like your favorite superhero (usually startups). You click that button and off your resume goes.
I spent about an hour every day doing this, submitted several hundred applications in the process, and heard back fromâŠmaybe 20. Got an interview at 4 or 5. Got hired at an insurance company that pays RIDICULOUSLY WELL. Took about a month.
Do I want to sell in insurance? Not particularly. But this job will support me, my art, my ability to buy a house, and PROVIDE RESIDUAL INCOME ONCE I RETIRE. Which. If I play my cards right I could do in as little as ten years.
Your mileage may vary with this technique, but given the way job hunting is set up now carpet bombing an application site like Indeed is always worth a shot. I will note that when I came across a job I thought sounded extra interesting and more in line with the fields I wanted to be in Iâd save the application instead of applying, then take the time that night to put together a better full application.
Good luck. Job hunting is terrible.
This is all solid advice. One more piece of advice is be on the lookout for any career groups. If you manage to join any they can be a huge help whether it be making connections or just helping to keep your head on straight.
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Hey pals! Thereâs a new podcast out called the AfterLife podcast! Itâs a fictional drama-comedy podcast that tells the story of three souls after death.
Reccomended for those who love welcome to night vale, falls am, etc.
You can find the prologue, first episode, and their respective scripts here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4tcMvFRMAX9ZQwsCkcOEkA
Soon coming to all podcast platforms!
AfterLife is an audio drama that follows the story of three souls after their untimely deaths. Before they know it, they are swept up in a w
funniest april fools prank ive EVER doneâŠâŠâŠâŠ..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, âhoney is there anything in this?â. she laughs, looks evasive, and says ânooooâŠâŠ.â. youâre a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says âAPRIL FOOLS!!!â. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say âhoney i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriouslyââ and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him
can we appreciate that OPâs dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughterâs joke would land?
yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him
something to think about: there are only four broadway musicals EVER to have their book, music, lyrics, and direction done by women. runaways, the secret garden, waitress, and hadestown.
hadestown got me big shook
some of you never had an intense hyperfixation over a musical that you memorized every lyrics on the cast album, every dialogue on the libretto, and every tune, melody, and harmony in the soundtrack that you can recognize it in a millisecond and it shows