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Akii | ALNST RUINED ME | hi there

[akiiichiii]

THIS WAS SO FOUL

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[rabid-catboy]

i usually say "curses!" or "oh bugger"

[hangingslothcentral]

'for piss' sake' - for occasions when something is ridiculous or exasperating, eg. cat knocks over glass of water

'oh bollocks' - for when something has gone seriously wrong, eg. you have forgotten to supply your meter readings to the utility company and now they are massively overcharging you

'ah tits' - for when you make a minor mistake, eg. you have signed somebody's birthday card with their name instead of your own

'kill me in the face' - for if something is very terrible, eg. it occurs to you that perhaps that guy in Tesco was in fact flirting with you and you completely missed it

a string of unconnected expletive nonsense, such as 'caulking shitting piss box' - for when you stub your toe, eg. when you stub your toe

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[vicholas]

[vicholas]

icon

[mexipika]

Oh my God its true

[tahthetrickster]

how are yall gonna share this all and not mention that the muppet with the fraggle rack is named Arieola Borealis

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

every single addition to this post caused additional psychic damage i hit 0hp at ‘fraggle rack’

[sonohtigris]

The fish is named Slippery Richardson

[givemeallyourpenny]

Finally, something that adapts DND correctly 

[dailyfoodlovers]

welcome to burger king sorry its all so fucking hopeless

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[catchymemes]

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[lilium-dragomir]

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[thatsnotweirdatall-deactivated2]

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[clevercorvidae]

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

[clevercorvidae]

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

we told her not to go in hog territory at night

she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine

she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night

[clevercorvidae]

its what she likes to do

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

God forbid women do anything

[akiiichiii]

it's ending??? 🥺🥺