Let Me Get A Fuckin Uhhhhhhhhhhh

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I want my bones to look like when they soak chicken bones in soda for a few days. Bendy, flexible. Soak my bones in Diet Coke please

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Transphobes go the fuck away

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Unlock the mysteries of the female body

Big trucks

Big funny

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if i see one more mamma mia advert i'm gonna PUNCH some ASS

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List of curse words I know:

Fuck

Damn

Bastart

Fag

Puddy

Penis

Tit

Hell

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Tarnation

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List of curse words I know:

Fuck

Damn

Bastart

Fag

Puddy

Penis

Tit

Hell

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Who is the king now

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Sleeping naked except you wear socks

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*shouts from a rooftop* STAY OUT OF FAERIE RINGS

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this is NOT A JOKE I am a MEAN PERSON. i am sorry for being STUPID and saying DUMB MEAN THINGS.

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I’m shitting

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Real time

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I'm shitting

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If this post gets 15 notes I'll walk to @umekew 's house and t pose in her front yard until she comes outside to tell me to stop