Neil did a huge favor to all the Jims out there by elevating the name’s status in so many ppl’s eyes. Now I will not just stab a Jim if I see one, I’ll talk to them first
My reaction to Aziraphale and Crowley touching from
Season 1: Oh nice, they’re a cute but still quite asexual pair of soulmates. I don’t think ethereal beings would be interested in human ways of affection.
Season two: fuuUUUUUUCK I CAN FEEL THE ELECTRICITY RUNNING THOUGH BOTH OF THEM. Why does this make we feel things. AAAAAAAAA WAIST TOUCH AAAAAA. They defo fuck. Raw ass style with Azi as a top. “Very nice” energy
I love how in 2010’s everyone was obsessed with relatively young yaoi gay ships like Sherlock x Watson, Merlin x Arthur, Dean x Cas, etc… Nowadays teenage girls however are obsessed with divorced and/or middle aged men having wholesome queerness
From @fanfic-fugue’s fic “Tomorrow’s going to come too soon”!! It is a fuckin TRIP lemme tell ya highly recommend
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ID: 1. Knees up of vampire Guillermo and human Nandor standing side by side. Guillermo has no glasses, hair coiffed within an inch of its life, and is wearing dark eye makeup. His nails are long and pointed and he is wearing a black and gold Versace shirt half-unbuttoned and tucked into tight black jeans. He has one hand on his hip and the other gesturing as he speaks to the room. Nandor is wearing a wrinkled white button down under a brown sweater vest and green chinos with a stake bandolier strapped over his chest. He is standing at attention, arms stiff behind his back, and has his head tipped to try to covertly stare at Guillermo, sweating and red-cheeked.
2. Full body shot of human Nandor from behind as he stands in the attic. He is barefoot and wearing tiny jean shorts and a pale yellow tank top, hair pulled up into a sweaty bun. He is posing for a full length mirror opposite him, where we can see his reflection. He reacts in shock when the Djinn appears behind him in the mirror, smiling slyly and writing on his notepad. /end ID
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