antiantianticomedy

alex/31/tma/just happy to be here

[captain-price-returns]

[mmilhouse]

grab somebody sexy tell them Hi

[alisoun]

when i was 10 with my first rolling stones album i was confused and enamoured with the concept of honky tonk women

[jurynullification]

well what is a honky tonk woman

[alisoun]

the world, to me

[jurynullification]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[alisoun]

when i was 10 with my first rolling stones album i was confused and enamoured with the concept of honky tonk women

[jurynullification]

well what is a honky tonk woman

[alisoun]

the world, to me

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

Don’t wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain’t no lie Baby, bye bye bye (bye bye) Don’t really wanna make it tough I just wanna tell you that I had enough Might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie Baby, bye bye bye

original midi at https://bitmidi.com/uploads/79159.mid

[grawly]

[squishysphealgirl]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[whiskey-bee]

u can tell when some white people used to be on 4chan then found out they were a sexual or gender minority and are not handling it well

[creamycuppy]

we accidentally got Marlo Brandon for this movie instead of Marlon Brando we just wasted 7 million dollars on Marlo Brandon we are so fucking fucked i cannot properly communicate to you how fucking fucked this whole production just became

[the-walkerrr]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[urgetocreate]

Lexi Lee Schnabel (American), Who Goes There, 2024, Oil on canvas

[alisoun]

when youre on instagram you have to pick a username. and take pictures of yourself looking nice and doing nice things. and then itll show you other people performing the same and ads. and what you get in return is the ability to casually exchange contact information with your peers. the longer you rely on it as a primary point of contact the more you value the app and your time on it. i dont like it and i cant think of a good username

[alisoun]

its been 15 minutes of me stewing in anxiety abt my job because they gave me a job title

[despazito]

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month