Im Cringe But Im Free @dimensionalcrow - Tumblr Blog

First time playing a Yakuza game and do I know what’s happening? No. Is it peak? Yes

I’ve started playing Yakuza 0 and will be posting about it on my blog, if you don’t want any spoilers I suggest blocking the “Yakuza spoilers” tag.

#I won’t be forgetting about Ace Attorney #yakuza spoilers

In honor of pride month I’ve made a flag for emotionally unstable lesbians who likes cool swords

#Lesbians will look at him and go hell yeah #kazuma asogi #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaac #tgaa chronicles #tgaa

Man I’ve been so obsessed with Ace Attorney but it’s about time to move on, I’ve been wanting to start playing the Yakuza games. The main characters name is what now.

#The main characters name is Kazuma #there’s no escape for me #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #kazuma asogi #yakuza

A little piece of myself dies every time I see someone demonizing Kazuma.

He ain’t a saint but there’s nuance that people ignore.

#Hes angry. bitter. and hateful. but there’s more to his character than that #they can never make me hate you kazuma #ace attorney #tgaac #the great ace attorney #kazuma asogi

What En*land does to a mf.

#they literally took the lights from his eyes #the great ace attorney #ace attorney #kazuma asogi #tgaa #tgaa2 spoilers #tgaa chronicles #tgaa spoilers #tgaac #ace attorney spoilers

I decided to look at more of the Tgaa extras. This is a screenshot that exists and I’ll share it with the rest of you.

#chill out Kazuma you’re in the middle of court #the great ace attorney #ace attorney #kazuma asogi #tgaa #ryunosuke naruhodo #tgaa chronicles #tgaac #asoryu #asoryuu

dimensionalcrow

It’s me, I’m the normal fan

naruhodospartner

it gets even worse if you happen to consider him to be relatable FUCK

dimensionalcrow

Unfortunately I do find him relatable. There’s no escape for me

It’s me, I’m the normal fan

#he’s still living rent free in my head #the great ace attorney #ace attorney #kazuma asogi #tgaa #tgaa chronicles #tgaac

Ace Attorney is the game series of all time. There’s a guy named Deid Mann. Tgaac is Shu Takumi’s Sherlock Holmes fan fiction. We have a parrot testify in court. Phoenix gets hit by car, flies 30 ft into a pole head first and walks away with a twisted ankle. Herlock Sholmes. At one point a bomb goes off in the middle of court. This game franchise is so stupid, so absurd, and I love it for that.

#peak fiction #ace attorney #the great ace attorney