my brain registers cat noises over all other sound

☆Marty, they/them, queer af, marine biologist in training☆ have a good day & keep yer dingle swabbed! (´･ω･`)

[ashstfu]

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

[unnonexistence]

welcome to Mealtimes With Executive Dysfunction, please have a look at our menu:

leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard)

leftovers from the last time you had a Real Actual Meal (you lucky bastard), except they aren’t actually there anymore because you ate them for lunch

staring into the fridge and whining

plain rice

tuna straight from the can

tuna ON TOP OF PLAIN RICE WHAAAAAAT *air horn noises*

something that’s probably gone bad a little but you don’t have the energy to care

something you actually like but you’re too tired to cook it properly

something you hate but it’s still slightly better than all the other options

canned soup

cheese???????

peanut??? butter?????????????

guilt about eating canned soup for the 6th time this week

oh thank god i have vegetables in the freezer 

the fresh vegetables you accidentally left to rot because preparing them was too much effort

the easiest & least appetizing of 5 ways you know how to cook eggs

12 different snack foods over a period of 5 hours

[criminaljustish]

- not eating anything at all for the next seven hours because you couldn’t decide between any of the above, so you gave up and now you have a headache

[tawghasa]

Toast

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[everythingfox]

Perfect fit

[mayakern]

POV: you’re my greasy gamer wife at a post rona party and you wanna chill alone in the host’s bedroom for like 20m

[mayakern]

#I watched the whole thing before reading the caption and I thought this was about her flexing over how much STUFF she can fit in her pockets #Like yes girl you show them the extent of those pockets!

no it 100% is a pocket flex lol i just thought that caption would be funny

[natus-ex-astris]

First, this tiktok is GOLD and I love you for it.

Second, where did you get this skirt, I have a mighty need! It’s so cute and THE POCKETS!

[mayakern]

for those of y'all asking -- i design and sell these skirts with my wife! preorders are open thru the 19th! store.mayakern.com

[antigone-lesbian]

*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

[antigone-lesbian]

BRO

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[gabsrielala-deactivated20180826]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. The end of it omfg

[lqtraintracks]

It should also be noted that in the original post of this that I saw on FB, it’s remarked upon that the cat is stealing this stuffed tiger from the neighbor’s house. This is not his stuffed animal. He has stolen it multiple times apparently.

[catasters]

[catasters]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[soulweb-deactivated20191112]

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[dankmemeuniversity]

[coolfrogdude]

you may take it. ONCE.

[tiktoksforlosers]

[chaifootsteps]

#i too yell when not allowed to sample the chili

[catchymemes]

[eyeofthestormm]

absolutely lost in the sauce

[everythingfox]

No hiding from the pupperino

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