Smol, Queer & Disabled

El. Transmasc, he/they/it. Giant dork, over-analyzes everything, enjoyer of cheesy songs and movies about space. On that note, check the space link if you're having a bad day. (TERFs/radfems fuck off)

[natus-ex-astris]

In case anyone ever wondered, here's a lil thing with some basic info about who I am, including pronouns.

[natus-ex-astris]

If anyone wants to find me, I'm not gonna be on here anymore. I'm gonna leave the blog up, but I've moved over to wafrn (https://app.wafrn.net/blog/Elindur)

It's built like tumblr, but the site's moderation is fucking EXCELLENT, positivity toward JKR is a bannable offense, trans people are explicitly protected in the TOS, it's like if tumblr gave a shit about its users, and it's independent. Plus, it's federated, the code is open source so you can host your own instance, and there's a super secret menu that shows you can run doom on anything.

The admins are also amazing people who interact w/users regularly, actually listen to them when it comes to bugs/suggestions, and are based all over so it's not a US based company pushing the bullshit that's going on, on the site. It feels like the old, early days of tumblr without the tons of jank, and the fact that wafrn partially stands for "we allow female representing nipples" makes me laugh every time it comes to mind.

Basically, go to wafrn bc it's better, it's chiller, it's queer and trans as fuck, you can post to masto and other sites that allow federation, and you don't have to deal with the bullshit that you do here.

[natus-ex-astris]

If anyone wants to find me, I'm not gonna be on here anymore. I'm gonna leave the blog up, but I've moved over to wafrn (https://app.wafrn.net/blog/Elindur)

It's built like tumblr, but the site's moderation is fucking EXCELLENT, positivity toward JKR is a bannable offense, trans people are explicitly protected in the TOS, it's like if tumblr gave a shit about its users, and it's independent. Plus, it's federated, the code is open source so you can host your own instance, and there's a super secret menu that shows you can run doom on anything.

The admins are also amazing people who interact w/users regularly, actually listen to them when it comes to bugs/suggestions, and are based all over so it's not a US based company pushing the bullshit that's going on, on the site. It feels like the old, early days of tumblr without the tons of jank, and the fact that wafrn partially stands for "we allow female representing nipples" makes me laugh every time it comes to mind.

Basically, go to wafrn bc it's better, it's chiller, it's queer and trans as fuck, you can post to masto and other sites that allow federation, and you don't have to deal with the bullshit that you do here.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

what you should take away from the current state of Mangione's trial isn't that he got away with it on technicalities, but that police and news media will conspire to fabricate evidence against whoever is a convenient scapegoat

[geologyin-blog]

Natural druzy Amethyst crystals with Haematite Inclusions Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa

Collection: Macro_crystals

Photo: Matthew Parshchikov

[ultharkitty]

Um...

( @rhube )

[rhube]

[natus-ex-astris]

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[noodilyhooligan]

I WASN’T READY

[keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit]

I WAS N O T PREPARED

[lovethebadguy]

“an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior”

[daily-spooky]

EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

[ginormouscobe]

My neutrino detection chamber moments before a solar flare wipes out all life all earth

[zoesupreme]

does anyone know if there's anything good ever happening again?

[zoesupreme]

WE'RE SO BACK

[evening-lilacs]

Stealing this instagram comment

[ubernegro]

Where to send bail money?

[natus-ex-astris]

cautiously gets crab rave cued up and ready to go

[foxkitautumn]

If a white guy becomes a werewolf, is he an animal cracker?

[foxkitautumn]

Appropriate reaction tbh

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[inconspicuous-spy]

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm starting to see flo ads on here so disclaimer if you're someone who menstruates and has the capacity to get pregnant do not download this app or other period tracker apps. Especially if you live in a red state. It has been reported before that Flo and other period tracker apps have given user data collected over to authorities in some cases of prosecuting people for abortions.

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[whirligig-girl]