mid-youth crisis

24, India | i like people, places, and things.

[dior4ma]

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[woman-becomer]

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

[woman-becomer]

things felt so far:

humidity

[woman-becomer]

shame

[pukicho]

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

[dajo42]

love the r/bald subreddit. just so many guys who are balding and embrace going full bald and posting before and after pictures and the after pictures are always so glowing and wonderful and they look so great. and all the comments are like hell yeah brother welcome to the club you look ten years younger and so much more confident now. i love it so much. im unironically so happy for these guys. very handsome lads

[dajo42]

hair loss is such a source of insecurity for so many people because of how hair is so closely linked to identity and gender expression, and drastic changes to ones appearance are very scary to go through with, and im just very glad all these guys get to feel good and free and be in the bald club

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[erumelde]

[mistressaccost]

He glanced quickly at her and away. “You do?”

“Yes, I do.”

“Why?”

“Because I love you.”

Severance + East of Eden / part one

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

clickbait sports thumbnails might be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

[russianblush]

It shouldn't, but it often does. THE LAST OF US 2x03 | Season 1

[avasillva]

joel & ellie + coffee or joel introducing ellie to coffee vs. ellie leaving coffee at his grave to say goodbye

[swords-andstones]

God Save the King

Was thinking about this post & well, it needed to happen.

[ginevra17]

I never thought seeing a guy watering plants could make me emotional but here we are

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

[butterflypeaflowertea]

and this tweet as well

[butterflypeaflowertea]

this also

[conways]

[dilfphd]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

[therealraewest]

I appreciate the historical accuracy of the inclusion of the bounce house

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

[southfarthing]

@emyn-arnens

[holyfucker]

He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive