oneyplayer of all time

all i really do is like oneyplays/ng folks/smiling friends and be mentally unwell lulz

[dinkdonkjoolian]

this is a main (which i will yap extensively on) for an alt to exist because i dont want this app but i have to get it and i like interacting with oneyplays content. ill respond to asks, reblog and brainrot about oneyplays newgrounds yada yada you get the deal but thats really about it.

i wont give you a name or pronouns or a laundry list of mental illnesses and disabilities. feel free to dm so we can talk elsewhere. or just call me whatever u like

im not a minor. i int with 18+ accs. i am the worst and also rpf rpf rpf OOO SPOOKY RPF.. BE WARNED

[dinkdonkjoolian]

scratching myself up like a junkie cuz i dont have anywhere to tweak out anymore and i just have to keep it all inside now

[swagophile]

Its kinda really fucked.up that the entire internet is just awful forever

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[cerastes]

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

[spazfagin3d]

cory and i shuld get drunk and kiss on the mouth lowkey

[dinkdonkjoolian]

AND THE CRIWD GOES WILD!!! YES!!!!!!!!

[befchaltsaker]

did i ever post my most prized edit here i don't even remember

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[dinkdonkjoolian]

he fw me. hes just gotta

[sneakku-crannon]

Mfw the oney is playing 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Lineup of dumbass stankin idiots and Tomar

+ closeups

Unfortunate events unfold and my brain got worms n shit ⬇️

I first started watching in the ding dong and julian era, and then I havent been actively watching for like, 2 years or smtn. UGH SO HAPPY TO BE BACK TO THESE FIENDS 🔥🔥

ALSO ‼️ Please dont be toooo weird when interacting with my art/post 😰

Anyone can interact with my shit, (as long as its reasonable) I wont go combing through your stuff, just please keep the interaction relatively normal : p What I mean by that is, you can absolutely gay out abt a character or smtn, just like. If you reblog, PLEASE dont be talking abt insanely out of pocket craaazy freaky shit, okay 🙌 thats all

[theknightlywolfe]

[depsidase]

[writerxwren]

I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

[swagophile]

me: (wearing a little magicians outfit complete with a top hat and bowtie and cute coattails) Okay . For my first trick I will turn this tiny baby puppy into an adult human woman (pulls a tiny weird looking dog with its tongue out out of my hat) Are u ready to be a real girl Ginger ??? Good ... YABBA DABBA DOO! (only magic words i know. everything suddenly puffs into smoke. A fully grown adult woman appears out of the smoke, completely naked) Ta daaaa... Wait you arent Jenifer , (a second girl wearing a fullbody dog costume looks at me with an angry and confused expression) Wtf . Im sorry jen IDK who this is Hey Lady who are you

Naked Woman: walk ??? Walk ??? Treat ? Treat? Walk ???

me: wtf

Naked woman: (starts trying to hump me)

me: STOP

[befchaltsaker]

chris o'neill schlop beam GO!!