spyder bones

'cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a dank meme.

[cleopatronising]

noted icon and legend, Leilani Clarke

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[antiadvil]

it's wild that popular discourse around migraines is that there are too many people who claim to have migraines but "just have bad headaches". this is the exact opposite of my experience? i'm still trying to convince several of my friends that their "bad tension headaches" that are unilateral, throbbing, cause light sensitivity, nausea, etc, are migraines lmao. migraine is underdiagnosed and undertreated by every metric i can think of.

this narrative is not harmless! it prevents people from getting treatment that could really benefit them. so i would like it to die. thank you.

[stardustedknuckles]

As an added fun fact, the VAST and overwhelming majority of "sinus headaches" are also migraines. There is almost no such thing, ESPECIALLY when the sinus pressure and pain come with no actual runny nose or mucus in general. A migraine without the type of pain we've come to associate with it is called a silent migraine, and sinus pressure is one of the ways it can manifest, along with the usual weirdness like stroke symptoms (which I had when the migraines were at their worst. Stormy weather and progesterone together with pms had me lose the ability to comprehend human speech for about 15 minutes and it was terrifying).

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[wadewilsoncoreposts]

[imconfusedallthetimehelp]

Grace: *does something*

Rocky: "why Grace so 🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Question."

Grace: "Excuse me buddy?"

Rocky: "...🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Hmm. Need word."

Grace: "...what does it mean?"

Rocky: "Meant add strength to word. But some Eridians think also .....rude"

Grace: "So a swear word. I'm not giving you the human word for that."

Rocky: "Why not. Question."

Grace: "Because this human thinks they are rude too."

Rocky: "Do not be little 🎶🎶🎶 Grace. Give Rocky human swear word."

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[victusinveritas]

[drizzly-bear]

even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)

[dynapuff]

If I was a cat I'd make the mrrrp? sound all the fucking time.

[lymricks]

i want to read but i also want to write but i also want to read but i also want to write but i also want to—

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[kinavu]

Bro. Just found out that death valley is a real actual place in america. what the fuck. I thought they made that up for the fall out boy song

[kinavu]

Been listening to this song for 10 years man i thought they were just being edgy

[kinavu]

Enjoyment of song severely gone down since finding out that death valley is Not in fact a strange mythical land full of nihilistic emos having sex all the time or smth and is actually a real place that is 1 day and some hours away by flight and would cost around ₹89k to reach :(

[kinavu]

This is so fucked up.

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[rosemehdee]

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like