🦕I Wish I Was A Dinosaur Instead Of Depressed🦕

Life is short and a peice a shit, but so am I so might as well try to make the best of it.

[sourlemonblue]

ushiiwaoi wpuld be so good please i need snuggles

im CRY iwa would look so tiny,,,,,

[insanitysilver]

When I was younger I used to be part of the “only-reads-complete-fics crowd” but as I’m getting older I’m realizing how powerful it can be to have consistent things to look forward to…

[insanitysilver]

All the ppl in the tags laughing abt how fic updates aren’t consistent are cowards. I aim to be subbed to at least 365 fics. One for each day of the year. And that’s just my starting point. Your inbox? Empty. Barren. Fallow. Mine? Bountiful. Overflowing. A cornucopia of ripe treats awaiting my tender consumption. I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition.

[hrfiction]

“I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition”. 

This line is the sexiest way to say “You fucked up” that I have ever read. I have to start using this in my life when pointing out the follies of others.

[dinodumptruck]

Why couldn’t twilight have just been about Carlisle and Esme having to deal with their dumb immortal children. What a great dynamic and so wholesome we didn’t really need anything else.

[whatisthatthing66]

Hot take?

I don't know, love the sibling dynamics in The Umbrella Academy

[victoreli]

[dinodumptruck]

Giving advice to the underclassman at their first party

suga: 1st thing you cannot do is die, second thing you cannot do is-

Oikawa: die ugly.

Suga: ✨Never.✨

[sorens-socks]

I am weak.

[thatbeluga]

Why in all of these zukka fics is sokka portrayed as the dumb one and zuko as the smart one. Sokka was a genius inventor and strategist, meanwhile Zuko literally told his mentally unstable sister to shoot him with lightning.

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[danielleslauter]

What I Want:

Daichi's leadership skills

Sugawara's tenderness

Asahi's gentleness

Nishinoya's loyalty

Tanaka's tenacity

Kageyama's perfectionism

Hinata's enthusiasm

Tsukishima's cool-headedness

Yamaguchi's drive

Oikawa's confidence

Kuroo's connectedness

Bokuto's excitement

What I Have:

Daichi's temper

Sugawara's self-doubt

Asahi's glass heart

Nishinoya's impulsiveness

Tanaka's stupidity

Kageyama's short fuse

Hinata's naïveté

Tsukishima's lack of passion

Yamaguchi's timidity

Oikawa's selfishness

Kuroo's snarkiness

Bokuto's moodiness

[dinodumptruck]

Kankuro from Naruto gives me mad Emmett Cullen vibes and vice versa and I will take no criticisms.

[loser-writings]

Mini Playlists for Yandere BNHA boys + Toga

A/N I swear that I didn’t intend to use the same artists so much. It just kind of happened. Also these are just Ideas since I’m trying to be busy during quarantine.

Dabi

Let’s Kill Tonight by Panic! At The Disco

Tag,You’re it by Melanie Martinez

Criminal by Britney Spears

Colors by Halsey

Xanny by Billie Eilish

Enji Todoroki

Teddy Bear by Melanie Martinez

my boy by Billie Eilish

Mrs. Potato Head by Melanie Marinez

Castle by Halsey

Location by Khalid

Himiko Toga 

Into you By Ariana Grande

Cannibal By Kesha

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

Here’s to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne

COPYCAT by Billie Eilish

Hitoshi Shinsou 

Control by Halsey

Show & Tell by Melanie Martinez

bitches broken hearts by Billie Eilish

I Found by Amber Run

Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares by XXXTENTACION

Hizashi Yamada 

Miss Murder by AFI

Toothbrush by DNCE

Chained To The Rhythm by Katy Perry, Skip Marley

Still into You by Paramore

make daddy proud by blackbear

Izuku Midoriya 

Adore you by Harry Styles

Maniac by Conan Gray

Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes

Pity Party by Melanie Martinez

Addict With a Pen by Twenty One Pilots

Katsuki Bakugo

Animal I Have Become By Three Days Grace

Idfc by Blackbear

Soap by Melanie Martinez

Ilomilo by Billie Eilish

One More Night by Maroon 5

Keigo Takami 

Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time by Panic! At The Disco

Animals by Maroon 5

Runaway Baby by Bruno Mars

Let’s Fall in Love for the Night by FINNEAS

Bored by Billie Eilish

Kai Chisaki 

Mr. Sandman by SYML

my strange addiction by Billie Eilish

Fix You by Coldplay

hostage by Billie Eilish

STFU by Mansionz, Spark Master Tape

Mirio Togata 

Putting a Spin on Never Ever Getting Rid of Me by Egg

Shape of You by Ed Sheeran

Truce by Twenty One Pilots

Not Today by Twenty One Pilots

Ain’t Nobody Takin My Baby by Russ

Tamaki Amajiki

Broken by Lund

Take me to Church by Hozier

anxiety (with FRND) by blackbear

Doubt by Twenty One Pilots

listen before i go by Billie Eilish

Tomura Shigaraki 

Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

Dead to Me by Melanie Martinez

Play Date by Melanie Martinez

No Time To Die by Billie Eilish

Dirty Laundry by blackbear

Toshinori Yagi 

Sippy Cup by Melanie Martinez

everything i wanted by Billie Eilish

Goner by Twenty One Pilots

Depression & Obsession by XXXTENTACION

come out and play by Billie Eilish

Shota Aizawa

Training Wheels by Melanie Martinez

Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

i love you by Billie Eilish

Strange Love by Billie Eilish

Guys My Age by Hey Violet

Shoto Todoroki 

Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood

Idontwannabeyouanymore by Billie Eilish

Haunting by Halsey

Semi-Automatic by Twenty One Pilots

[remnantglow]

[remnantglow]

[catchymemes]

Credit: @juliehangart

[hannibalism]

fuck all romance except whatever that sweaty twitchy dude and weird gay cannibal had going on

[thesebatbrats]

Damian: I believe BatCow is pregante.

Dick: … Pregante?

Damian: Or perganat. 

Dick: Perganat??

Damian: Yes, possibly preganan Grayson.

Jason: [chimes in] PREGANAN?