celestialswag

nope

[greelin]

Those Feratu

[parkchanwoohoo]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[dogpuppy]

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[afloweroutofstone]

This captures everything I love about being online

[dogpuppy]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[magnetic-deflection]

social anxiety so bad i cant talk to cashiers. i simply must shoplift. out of fear

[gorps]

[dogpuppy]

[tonyzaret]

Selena Gomez said she’s actually an awkward dork in real life lol I knew we were the same I bet she also collects bags of hair